Before the scheduled live stream time, many netizens had already clicked into Star Broadcast’s website to wait.
Among them were some who had watched Old Liu’s live stream before, some attracted by trending keywords, and others recommended by friends.
Everyone was eagerly awaiting the upcoming live stream.
Thanks to the automatic scheduled activation, as soon as the clock struck 9, Geis Analysis’ live stream room opened right on time.
The first thing viewers saw was a clean and tidy laboratory, filled with high-tech instruments.
Unlike Old Liu’s live stream set against the warm backdrop of his living room, Geis’ stream gave off a more serious, professional vibe that was more convincing.
If Old Liu relied on his long-established excellent reputation and humorous commentary, Geis relied on hardcore data analysis, professional knowledge, and the prestige of being an S-level professor.
Just like his laboratory, Geis himself was a rather serious person.
So, right from the start, he went straight to the point.
“Hello, everyone. This is the Geis Analysis Room. I was commissioned by a client to inspect and analyze the following items: watermelon, lotus bowl, brine shrimp, and potatoes. As requested by the client, we will be live-streaming the entire process.”
“Next, we’ll begin the analysis of the watermelon.”
With that, he instructed his assistant to start cutting the watermelon and prepare.
【??? Is it starting already?】
【Aren’t they going to interact with the audience first?】
【Is this how experts do it?】
【Ah, I wanted the streamer to activate the five senses so I could try the watermelon too. What if the streamer doesn’t look at the chat?】
【I also… want to try it, that’s why I’m here】
【I even made a bet with my roommate】
【The streamer won’t ignore the chat throughout, right?】
【I’ve been a fan of Geis for a long time, and I can tell you, Geis doesn’t look at the chat during the inspection and analysis. He only reads the chat when explaining the results afterward.】
【Ah, I see…】
【My watermelon! My delicious watermelon! How will I survive without you?】
【Waaahhhhhhh】
【Last time I didn’t get to taste it, and my friend kept explaining how delicious it was. Will it be the same this time?】
【Does anyone know where to find customer service for Xingbo Network? I’m thinking of asking them about it.】
【Ah, you reminded me, I’ll go look for customer service too.】
【Me too】
And at this moment, in the lab, the assistant had already finished cutting the watermelon.
Instead of cutting it into pieces, they took slices from the head, middle, and tail of the watermelon, then separated the flesh, black seeds, and skin, placing them in test tubes and labeling them.
“Alright, the sampling is complete. Next, we’ll put them into the instruments for testing. The first test will check whether it’s a zero-pollution plant. I’ll be putting these test tubes into the instrument one by one for examination.”
“The first sample to be tested is the flesh from the head of the watermelon. Please wait a moment.”
The first test tube was placed into a cylindrical instrument, and the display screen above it flickered for a moment before showing a large “0.”
“The results are in. The pollution level in this piece of flesh is zero. Now let’s test the rind from the head of the watermelon.”
The first test tube was taken out, and the second test tube with green rind was placed into the instrument.
Geis continued his experiment methodically, while the audience went into a frenzy.
【The pollution level really is zero. The instrument is so straightforward.】
【Yeah, before, they kept showing all sorts of test certificates. This direct testing is so much easier to understand.】
【Exactly, this is real, hands-on testing.】
【So this really is a “zero” pollution plant. Does that mean it’s even more expensive now?】
【Actually, it’s not too bad. A watermelon from Linjia Shop costs at most 1 million star coins, still affordable.】
【Shh, Geis hasn’t finished the experiment yet. Wait until all the tests are done before discussing.】
【Why is everyone talking about that? What about the people asking customer service? Have you gotten any answers?】
【Yeah, now I only care if I can taste the watermelon.】
【I asked. The customer service said that when Geis is live-streaming, all other features of the AI brain are turned off, and they can’t contact Geis.】
【Ah, my watermelon!】
【This is truly unfortunate news.】
The barrage was filled with wails, while Geis remained focused on the experiment.
Testing the pollution levels wasn’t difficult, so it didn’t take long for Geis to finish testing all the samples.
“The pollution level test for the watermelon is complete. All the results are here. As we can see, this is indeed a zero-pollution plant.”
Geis summarized, which was actually the result he expected.
After all, Geis was an S-level researcher and had worked at the Imperial Laboratory for a long time. Even though he had branched out on his own now, he still had connections. He knew some insider information and naturally didn’t believe the rumors circulating online about zero-pollution plants being part of a conspiracy between Linjia Shop and the Imperial Government.
“Alright, next, we’ll proceed with the component analysis of the watermelon.”
Geis took out a rather strange-looking instrument, a large display screen connected by winding wires to a slender cylindrical container.
【What is this instrument? It looks so strange.】
【This is a component analyzer, an instrument for testing components.】
【Oh, thanks for explaining, big shot.】
【Not a big shot, I just happen to specialize in this field.】
While the chat discussed, Geis had already started the instrument, then pulled out a long needle from the slender container and inserted it into the test tube.
【A needle?】
【I’ve never seen anything like this before, learned something new.】
【I also only learned about these weird instruments from Geis’ live stream.】
The instrument started working, the display lit up, and data appeared one after another. After a while, it beeped.
“Alright, everyone, can you see the big display screen? The data here shows the components of the watermelon. As you can see, the watermelon contains fructose, vitamins, organic acids, calcium, iron, copper, manganese, and other nutrients, and the content is quite high.”
Geis was a bit surprised; he didn’t expect the nutritional content of watermelon to be so high, almost comparable to the superfood, the Ghana fruit.
“How high is this content? Let me put it this way: according to the Empire’s nutritional product classification guidelines, it could definitely be classified as a top-tier product.”
【Wow, watermelon is that powerful?】
【Isn’t watermelon famous for being delicious?】
【No, watermelon is famous for treating mental illnesses.】
【So now it’s getting a top-tier nutritional product title too?】
【The watermelon research team is amazing!】
【Actually, I have insider info that the watermelon was independently researched by a single researcher.】
【Now that’s a big shot. Do you know who it is?】
【The information is confidential, so how could anyone know?】
“Watermelon has passed the test. Next, we’ll test the potatoes…”
In the live stream, Geis continued testing and analyzing the remaining products. Since they were just analyzing product data, there was no need to wait for things like lotus seed pods to grow or brine shrimp to hatch, so the process was quick.
The results were all quite good, further proving the effectiveness of the products from the Lin family shop.
However, because there were many products to test and Geis was very focused on his work, he didn’t check the comments until after all the tests were completed, disappointing some viewers who had hoped to try the watermelon.
The live stream wasn’t as popular as Old Liu’s, but thanks to Geis’s professional testing ability, it attracted a lot of fans.
This live stream was considered a success, and the Lin family shop’s image was no longer just about being a rich, well-established store. It was now seen as a treasure trove, with divine products and a savior for those with mental illnesses.
In addition, the mystery surrounding the researcher who developed the zero-pollution organisms became a hot topic.
People’s guesses were all over the place.
Some thought it was an old professor involved in a secret Imperial mission, others speculated it was a dedicated researcher completely absorbed in his work, and some even imagined it was a quirky and free-spirited scientist…
Lin Huanyan found this amusing, though she couldn’t help but laugh. The imagination was a bit too wild.
However, this question didn’t stay in the spotlight for long and was soon overshadowed by something else.
On a large online forum:
【Energetic Girl】: “Have you heard? OoReviewer will be doing a live stream soon, and she’ll be reviewing Lin family shop’s products.”
【Why Worry, Who Cares】: “Who is OoReviewer? I don’t know her.”
【A Lot of Birds in the Forest】: “OoReviewer is one of the three big evaluation streamers, how could you not know her?”
【Why Worry, Who Cares】: “Is it really that strange? I don’t usually watch live streams.”
【Watermelon Girl】: “Where did you get this info from? Is it reliable? I’ve been craving that watermelon.”
【Eating Watermelon Without Spitting Seeds】: “I’ve been craving it too. I thought I could try it in Geis’s stream, but he didn’t play by the rules and ignored the comments.”
【Energetic Girl】: “I heard it from OoReviewer’s friend, so it should be reliable.”
【Universe’s Handsome Guy】: “Isn’t OoReviewer not accepting evaluations? This info might be wrong.”
【Energetic Girl】: “She’s not doing an evaluation, though. I heard she was invited to review, but she said she doesn’t take evaluations. Instead, she bought the products from Lin family shop herself, so it doesn’t count as an evaluation.”
【Oh Oh’s Super Fan】: “OoReviewer is really keeping her promises.”
【Happy? Not Happy】: “How much did she spend on the Lin family shop products?”
【Not Leaving】: “OoReviewer is rich. She does live streams as a hobby, and she never takes paid evaluations. Money doesn’t matter to her.”
【Watermelon Fan】: “I just checked. OoReviewer does food evaluations. We’re in for a treat! I’m going to go eat watermelon.”
【Yaya】: “I’m going too. Let’s all go together.”
At this moment, on Rikki Star, in a villa with a dreamlike design, high-end furniture, and decorative items reflecting clever thought, it was obvious that it was a luxurious place.
This villa was a gift from Oh Oh’s father for her 18th birthday. It was worth a lot, but it was just where she did her live streaming. She actually lived in another villa with her parents.
Oh Oh was currently instructing the chef to prepare the kitchen tools needed for her live stream. Originally, she hadn’t planned to stream so soon, but after seeing that two other big evaluation streamers had already gone live and were gaining a lot of attention and fans, she didn’t want to fall too far behind, so she rushed to start her stream.
Although it was a bit rushed, she was confident that her food evaluation live stream would be more popular than theirs.
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translation works:
ARTTEDSBGT (After Rebirth The True Eldest Daughter Starts Brewing Green Tea):
main story – completed translating
extras/side stories – i still dont have money and account to access this
ATISIUP:
ongoing
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I know that Oh Oh 喔喔 is a bit weird but that’s really what the author used the whole time lol (even in future chaps)