GCLA VOL. 2 CHAP 4

Chapter 4: Watch me vomit

After understanding the situation, I decisively shut down my phone and went to sleep.

I need to recover my phoenix body to fight against that trash Su!

Perhaps it’s because the air in the Immortal Realm is good and filled with immortal energy, but when I woke up, I felt much better. Maomao was sleeping beside me, and it truly felt warm.

The whole room was quiet, with only the sound of our breathing. Suddenly, I felt a sense of comfort and contentment, as if I was with my family.

If it wasn’t for sleeping so much yesterday, I really wanted to lie down with everyone for a while longer.

I looked at Maomao sleeping next to me. The soft morning light bathed her fine and silky fur, giving each gray and white strand a beautiful golden hue. In my eyes, she was a beautiful girl, just different from ordinary people. Just like Qing Ming, who can stare at a green face and still look handsome? Only he can.

Since that night, Senior Qing Ming started acting strangely. When he sat next to Maomao, he became uneasy and occasionally his gaze would fall on her. Even during our shared dormitory nights, he would roll towards Maomao, trying to get closer. Senior Jiang also noticed this phenomenon.

Senior Qing Ming doesn’t speak much, so I don’t know what he’s thinking right now, but it feels like something that would make me happy!

Suddenly, I felt bloated. I had a bad feeling! In an instant, I sat up in shock, and at the same time, someone else sat up in shock too—it was Jiang Yan!

His face was pale, as if he had woken up from a nightmare. He stared straight ahead in astonishment, and I looked at him in surprise. I clearly saw his green eyes flash with a red light, just like the eyes of a vampire! Then, he immediately covered his mouth, and I could faintly see a sharp fang protruding from his pale lips.

He stared at me, covering his mouth, his gaze becoming somewhat uncontrollable. Suddenly, Maomao also sat up, looking at Jiang Yan. Jiang Yan vomited directly at me, “Vomit!”

I was completely taken aback…

I understand that you looking at me and wanting to bite me is something I can comprehend. We’re in the same dorm room and friends, so naturally we should learn to understand each other.

But what does it mean when you look at me and then vomit?!

“Jiang Yan!”

“Jiang Yan… What’s wrong with you…”

Jiang Yan’s sad and nauseous retching sound woke everyone up. Qing Ming and Si Yino quickly got up and looked at him with concern.

Jiang Yan’s pale face suddenly turned red, and he kept his right hand covering his mouth, emitting a few muffled retching sounds.

“Um! Um!” Then, he lifted the blanket and ran out of the room. Qing Ming and Si Yino quickly followed suit.

I stared blankly at Jiang Yan’s figure. Did I do something this morning that made you feel disgusted?!

And I never wear makeup, okay!

If my appearance after removing makeup shocked you bloodsuckers, then it’s indeed my problem, but I’ve always had one face, okay!

With a dark face, I got up, went into the bathroom, and slammed the door.

Then, I saw it. Aunt Flo came…

So annoying.

Relatives visiting only make the mood worse.

When I went downstairs, I heard Jiang Yan still vomiting. Mo Ming, for once, stood with his arms crossed by Jiang Yan’s room, enjoying the spectacle with everyone.

“Jiang Yan! You’re morning sickness!” Where there’s a spectacle, there’s Maomao. Maomao’s two sapphire blue eyes widened bigger than anything else. “You have it, who’s the father? Are you hermaphrodite? I’ve never heard of male vampires being able to get pregnant~~~”

Snicker Qing Ming struggled to hold back his laughter.

Si Yino nodded repeatedly, “It’s not… mine…”

“You guys, enough!” Jiang Yan extended his middle finger from the bathroom, and then continued to vomit. “Ugh—”

I stood next to Mo Ming, looking around. Jiang Yan seemed to be really vomiting severely. “Jiang Yan, are you sick? Did you eat too much dog blood and get poisoned? Do you want to go see a doctor?~~~~”

A pale hand trembled as it supported itself on the bathroom door frame, and then Jiang Yan’s extremely haggard face appeared. That expression really didn’t look much different from a pregnant woman after morning sickness. He took a breath and slightly lifted his face, revealing a small fang from his bloodsucker lips!

This is the first time I’ve seen Jiang Yan show his fangs. Before, I only saw the light god. Thank goodness the light god has always been watched by the red sun and hasn’t bothered me.

“Hoo hoo hoo hoo.” Jiang Yan was panting as if he was about to collapse, weakly raising his hand and pointing at me. “Xiao Lan… come over here, I want to… ask you something alone.”

“That’s absolutely impossible!” Mo Ming stood in front of me again, his emerald green eyes fixed on Jiang Yan’s exhausted face as if he was staring at an enemy.

Jiang Yan lifted his blue eyes and looked at him coldly.

“I’m coming, I’m coming.” I pushed aside Mo Ming, who immediately grabbed me. “Danger!” he said, his voice heavy.

I patted him. “It’s fine.” I continued walking forward, and Mo Ming tried to grab me, but suddenly Qing Ming and Si Yino stood in his way, leaving Maomao in an awkward position. His hands nervously clenched.

I walked towards Jiang Yan, who was panting and staring at me as I approached step by step. Suddenly, as if he couldn’t wait any longer, he reached out and grabbed my arm, pulling me forcefully into his bathroom. “Bang!” The door slammed shut as he leaned down towards me, pressing one hand against the door and the other on the marble countertop next to me. I happened to be standing between his arms, trapped in front of the sink.

A hint of bloody red flashed in his blue eyes, and he looked at me with an intense discomfort, his fangs slightly visible from his vampire lips. “Xiao Lan, I have a question for you, and you must answer honestly!” His voice became unusually serious, making me nervous as well.

“Yes.” I nodded nervously.

Suddenly, he furrowed his brows tightly and bent down in front of me as if in pain, taking deep breaths for a moment before raising his face again. To my surprise, his eyes had actually turned completely red, just like the light god, even more red, like bright rubies.

“Did your relatives come?” His voice began to sound hoarse.

I stared at his eyes, which were almost reflecting the color of my face, and nodded stiffly.

“Damn it!” He punched the nearby door, and suddenly his face turned red. He covered his mouth, bent over the sink next to me, and started retching again.

I stood there stiffly and slowly reached out my hand, gently patting his back. “It’s okay, it’s okay.”

“I’m fine…” Jiang Yan held onto the sink and raised his hand. “It’s because I’ve had too much dog blood. The smell of pure blood makes me nauseous…”

What does that mean? What does it mean to say that too much dog blood makes him nauseous when he smells pure blood?

While still holding onto the sink, he fumbled to open the cabinet above the washbasin. “Do you see a sandalwood box in there?”

I looked inside and saw a small sandalwood box. “I see it.”

“Take it out.”

“Oh.” Could it be Jiang Yan’s emergency medicine?

“Open it.”

“Oh.” I opened the box and saw a string of amethyst beads. Inside the purple crystals, there was something flowing, just like my pendant!

“Put it on.”

“Huh?” I was taken aback.

He immediately clenched his fists and raised his face from the sink, his eyes filled with murderous intent. “I’m telling you to put it on!”

“Oh, oh, oh!” I quickly put it on. Suddenly, the amethyst beads on my bracelet flashed, but I didn’t feel anything unusual. Instead, I let out a huge sigh of relief, straightening my body in front of him. I took a deep breath and sighed, “Ah… much better.” He lowered his face, his gaze softened as he looked at me. His eyes had turned back to their original green color, and even his sharp vampire fangs had disappeared. He smiled and raised his hand, lightly touching my head. With a meaningful look, he began to stare at me. “You really have taken my life…”

“Huh?” I continued to stare at him in a daze. He chuckled, “But it’s okay now. Just keep wearing it. It can suppress the smell of blood on your body, and other vampires won’t be able to smell it anymore.”

I still hadn’t snapped out of it. The events just happened too suddenly, and I hadn’t eaten breakfast, so my brain was low on blood supply.

He smiled, withdrew his hand, opened the bathroom door, and walked out. Suddenly, I woke up! My period!

Oh, no!

My face turned red instantly. I covered my forehead and leaned against the wall. If there was a crack in the wall, I would definitely crawl into it! So, I’m just a walking blood bag while on my period? Plus, without any seal, I’m emitting my “sweet” scent everywhere, with a sign that says: Vampires, feel free to indulge?

Oh, no, no, no, no!!!

“Are you okay?” Qing Ming and the others’ voices came from outside.

“I’m fine, I’m fine. Finally stopped vomiting. Ah… I feel so uncomfortable~~~”

“Xiao Lan!” Mo Ming anxiously walked in, and I continued to lean against the wall. “Don’t mind me, I don’t want to talk or go out right now…”

“Mo Ming, let her be alone for a while…” Jiang Yan called out, “She needs some time to digest…”

I realized that Jiang Yan not only had knowledge from Baidu, but he was also a psychologist. He really understands each and every one of us so well…

I intentionally avoided going out when Jiang Yan and the others left. It seemed like Jiang Yan knew as well, so he left early with Qing Ming and Si Yino.

I walked with Mo Ming and Maomao, and I realized that the embarrassment inside was far greater than being criticized by others outside. I felt so embarrassed. Only one man in the world knows about my period, and now… all the guys in the dorm know…

So embarrassing… I want to disappear…

It’s not even as bad as having a crush on a scumbag…

“It’s Xia Xiao Lan! She actually dared to come out!” Some girls had already started pointing and gossiping about me.

“Fu Su saw that photo, he will definitely see her for who she really is!”

“This is too much!”

“Xia Xiaolan! Do you still have the face to go to school?!” Someone had already come forward to confront me.

Mo Ming immediately stood in front of me, and Maomao hid behind me.

“Mo Ming, don’t you know she cheated on you?!” It seems this person is a fan of Mo Ming.

Mo Ming’s emerald green eyes coldly swept over the girls surrounding us. “This has nothing to do with all of you.” After saying that, he turned around and, unexpectedly, picked me up and leaped over the heads of the girls.

Instinctively, I wrapped my arms around his neck. His silver-gray short hair fluttered in the sunlight.

“Brother~~~~~~ What should I doooooo?” Maomao anxiously shouted from below.

But Mo Ming had already carried me away.