Chapter 13 The Male Guard Runs Off with the Foe
When I was in school, I always got lost in my imagination during class, and by the time I snapped out of it, the lesson was over… So, whatever the teacher was saying… I didn’t hear at all…
I’ve always been troubled by this, ==!
The key is, when others are daydreaming, the teacher can usually spot them and sharply call them back, but I don’t know why, when I’m daydreaming, I’m always staring at the blackboard! Staring at the blackboard, I tell you!! So much so that the teacher would later wonder, “Student Xia Xiaolan, you seem so attentive in class, why do you still not do well on tests?”
The teacher would finish and shake their head regretfully, their expression as if saying you have no talent, and no matter how hard you try, it’s useless…
In fact… Teacher, you don’t know… Although I’m looking at your blackboard, my brain might be thinking about less-than signs.
I really should just die…
Fu Su is still haughtily hovering outside my window. He came to uphold the dignity of his man, to tell me that he’s not that weak, that he can beat the Black-Robed Boss, it’s just that he’s sealed.
This I can understand, but is it really okay for him to strip in front of my guard in the middle of the night? This really makes it hard for me not to go wild with my imagination.
“Alright! I got it!” I surrender, both hands raised, Mo Ming looking at me with some suppression, Fu Su’s mouth curling up smugly. I turn my face away, “As long as you don’t strip, I’ll believe anything. Please just put your clothes back on?”
“No way! I need to take a picture to commemorate this.” With that, he actually takes out his phone.
Mo Ming’s emerald eyes instantly shoot out killing intent, “You’ve crossed the line!” He then grabs Fu Su’s hand, and suddenly, the phone in Fu Su’s hand flashes with golden light, actually turning into a pair of handcuffs cuffing Fu Su’s wrist to Mo Ming’s. Mo Ming pauses, Fu Su smirks evilly, arrogantly raising a brow, “You fell for it.”
Mo Ming yanks the handcuffs, “What are you up to?!”
“Hmph.” Fu Su gives him a disdainful look and a light laugh, then glances at me, devilishly pursing his lips, “I’m borrowing your dog, I’ll return him after I’m done using him.”
Uh…
In the dead of night…
Fu Su stripped in front of Mo Ming and they saw each other…
Then they took out handcuffs and cuffed each other…
Ah ah ah ah~~~~is this really appropriate for minors?
Although I’m over eighteen, my little heart still can’t quite handle this level…
“Okay.” I blurted out, my brain short-circuiting. Mo Ming looked at me in surprise, and I quickly regained my senses, regretting it and wanting to slam my head against the wall. I immediately glared angrily at Fu Su: “Don’t hurt him!”
Oh my, that sentence sounded even more wrong!
Sure enough, Mo Ming’s face darkened.
“No no no, Mo Ming, don’t misunderstand, I’m not conceding to him, I just feel they might need you, you don’t know Fu Su’s personality yet, he definitely can’t say it out loud that he wants your help.” I hurriedly explained, cold sweat coming in waves.
“Hmph.” Fu Su glanced at me sideways, turning his face away, his open shirt fluttering in the night wind, his white, lush body becoming even more enchanting under the moonlight.
Mo Ming was silent for a moment, then regained his composure: “You have a point, this time we’re going to the Demon Realm, okay, I’ll go and come back, the people who pose a threat to you just happened to all leave, and I’ll keep an eye on Fu Su at all times.” Mo Ming picked up the handcuffs, coldly looking at Fu Su.
“Hmph.” Fu Su sneered indifferently, tugging at the handcuffs, “Not leaving yet?”
“En.” Mo Ming leapt out of the window in a nimble motion, and he and Fu Su soon disappeared into the moonlight.
My… wolf has still been taken away by a man…
Huh? Why do I still feel a little bit excited and happy in my heart?
Fu Su is gone.
Mo Ming is also gone.
From tomorrow on, no one will be following me!
Ha!
I bounced back to the bed, feeling a little bit guilty towards Mo Ming, but, without him, I really feel much more relaxed!
That night, I dreamed of eating ice cream, my mood was really great.
The next morning, I found that everyone was as exhausted as if they had been staying up all night for Double Eleven, lying scattered on the sofa like the dead.
Everyone has been working hard~~~~but the result is disastrous~~~~
None of them managed to snatch it, and I, I’m already preparing to go and clean the Palace.
By the time I was ready, they had all fallen asleep on the sofa, snoring loudly, these guys are preparing to sleep for seven days…
This is their characteristic, uh… in fact, it is also the common trait of us, the dumb students… during the holidays, we don’t go out to play, we just sleep, unlike the studious students, either they are geniuses who don’t need to study and can freely travel, or they are the kind who stay at home and do seven days of devilish practice papers, torturing themselves into a zombie face before coming out.
I took blankets and covered them all, Xiao Bai looked at me, and I said to it: “Shh…”
It stuck out its tongue, gently sliding down from the sleeping Si yinuo’s side, coming to my side, standing up, I looked at it and it looked at me: “You’re not going to come out with me, are you?”
It nodded at me, I stretched out my arm, and it coiled around my arm and around my neck, then hung down obediently, like a white scarf.
It seems that Xiao Bai has been bored. I’ve heard the vet say before that pets need to be taken out to play often, otherwise they can also get depression.
So I went out with Xiao Bai hanging on me.
With the Cloud-Stepping Shoes, I didn’t need Mo Ming to send me up, I walked up step by step, considering that I’ve been “hot” lately, so I left early, and every house had its door tightly closed, giving an impression of exhaustion from staying up late and now catching up on sleep.
After walking for an hour, I finally saw the Palace!
Oh my, it feels like climbing a mountain early in the morning, the Palace looks close but it’s so far away!
Suddenly, Xiao Bai glowed white, transforming into a giant python, lifting me up and walking, I hugged it, really grateful in my heart, otherwise I don’t know how long I would have to walk!
When I stood in front of the Palace, an eye suddenly appeared on the Palace gates, it looked at me and blinked: “Xia Xiaolan, identity confirmed, proceed.”
So convenient! It really does iris scan!
I put on my work clothes in a familiar way, and my bag also has dry rations and water. I’m feeling more and more like a professional housekeeper, so if I go back to the mortal realm, I can still do housekeeping? I hear housekeeping is quite lucrative these days!
Oh right, nannies now earn 6,000 a month! At my young age, maybe I should accept some training, that way I’ll have another skill!
No no no, Xia Xiaolan, you’re here to wipe mirrors, how did you start thinking about irrelevant things? Focus on the task at hand first, the cold emperor won’t tolerate the mirrors not being cleaned properly!
I took the glass-cleaning tools from the storage room, and turned around, jumping in fright – the cold emperor was standing behind me without me realizing!
He had his arms crossed, with a cold expression. Huh? Didn’t he say he was going to fight the black-robed boss? How come he’s here?
Looking closer, his figure was transparent, like a phantom.
“I’m the remnant left behind by Xuanyuan Chen.” The phantom of the cold emperor spoke, but there was no difference from the cold emperor standing in front of me, he adjusted his glasses, a cold glint flashing, “I am still Xuanyuan Chen, not an illusion, so you have to listen to me.”
“Yes! Godfather!” I immediately knelt on one knee without thinking, Xia Xiaolan, you’re just so shameless!
“First change out of that outfit, it’s irritating me!” He said coldly, I stood up looking at my housekeeper uniform, the apron and sleeves, I was quite satisfied with it, but he is the cold emperor, my godfather, I must obey: “Change into what?”
He frowned and coldly flung out his arm, his finger pointing at the maid outfit.
“Pfft!” Of course it’s the male master’s favorite, a maid outfit.
“Oh.” I went to get the maid outfit, and the cold emperor stood there impatiently, glaring coldly at me.
I felt awkward looking at him: “Godfather.”
“What? Don’t waste time!”
Ah, the cold emperor’s remnant is just as cold as the cold emperor himself.
“Can you not watch me change clothes?”
He frowned at me: “I’m just a remnant.”
“But you’re still a male!”
“Troublesome!” He glared at me in annoyance and disappeared.
I had just breathed a sigh of relief and started undressing when he suddenly reappeared, half his body, yelling at me: “Hurry up! I hate waiting the most!”
I stiffened, what the hell, do I still have any human rights?
After that pesky remnant reappeared, I quickly changed into the outfit, a perfect fit.
When I went out with Xiao Bai, the remnant was already there, glancing at me before turning and walking away: “Follow me.”
I obediently followed behind him, he went straight up to the third floor, isn’t that the floor where the cold emperor and the others live?
He walked to a large double-door room, the luxurious white carved European-style double doors opened before me, immediately, dazzling light radiated out, blinding my eyes.
No wonder it’s the Divine Palace! Everywhere is sparkling!
After adjusting to the glare, I looked in again and was dumbfounded! It turns out the dazzling light was not some divine light, but row after row of glasses!
“Clean them spotless today!” The remnant of the cold emperor said coldly, “Unclean attire is not allowed in my room.”
I stared blankly at the rows and rows of almost identical glasses, so he had me change clothes because he felt my previous outfit was not fit to enter his room.
Gosh, the world of the rich really cares about every little detail, even wiping glasses requires a specific outfit.
I walked in dazedly, looking at the glasses, estimating there were several hundred of them, the key point being, they were basically all the same model!
This guy is really a glasses addict! Wearing a pair of glasses for a day? Even if he likes collecting, how can he collect so many similar models? This hobby is really too niche.
I picked up one of them, and that pesky remnant appeared again: “Careful!”
Annoying, I thought Xuanyuan Chen was so generous to let me into this unoccupied palace, turns out he placed a supervisor here.
I gently picked up the glasses and looked, hmm? There’s a brand!
Looking closely at the other glasses, I’m seriously impressed! Xuanyuan Chen has glasses from various brands but with similar styles! This collection is really top-notch!
Looking deeper, I found glasses with different styles, but still placed together.
Xuanyuan Chen’s glasses obsession is truly extraordinary and unprecedented!
