LG Chapter 41

Translator: Shewee
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Chapter 41
While helping Noeul level up for his second class advancement, Kyungsoo heard some surprising news.
[Guild] Ji9moon: Haha, guys, check the forums! Doom’s IRL meetup exploded, lol.
[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: What? Are they fighting again?
[Guild] Ji9moon: No, no.
[Guild] Ji9moon: [Breaking News] New evidence confirms Meowie’s New Concubine (sorry not sorry) is male (XY chromosomes)!
“……”
It wasn’t particularly shocking, but it still left Kyungsoo speechless. All thanks to Cheon Noeul. Watching Noeul buff him from the side, Kyungsoo blinked awkwardly.
[Guild] Al0ha: What’s XY?
[Guild] Ji9moon: Huh? Chromosomes, duh. XY means male.
[Guild] Al0ha: I know lol, just testing you
[Guild] Ji9star: ? Then what’s female? No searching allowed 5
[Guild] Ji9star: 4
[Guild] Al0ha: It’s YY
[Guild] Ji9star: 3
[Guild] Ji9star: Oh wow… you’re pretty good?
[Guild] Al0ha: I told you I know lol
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl good good^^!
[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: You’re amazing lol
[Guild] Al0ha: hehe
Usually I was the one being teased like that, so I suddenly felt sympathy.
[Guild] BazookaPong: Stop it… Al0ha doesn’t even realize they’re being made fun of…
[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[Guild] neutaaaa: LOLOLOLOLOL damn LOLOLOL
[Guild] Al0ha: Huh why? Why are you laughing?
[Guild] ParkRoach: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[Guild] Al0ha: lolol??
[Guild] Ji9star: Instead of this, go check the community board??? lolololol
[Guild] Al0ha: Ah… it was XX….
[Guild] Honeymoon: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
For once, Kyungsoo felt pity for someone else being teased.
[Guild] BazookaPong: Stop it, please. Al0ha doesn’t even know they’re being teased….
Laughter erupted in the chat.
Unable to resist his curiosity, Kyungsoo stopped Noeul.
[Couple] BazookaPong: Wait a sec.
[Couple] DefenseMinister: ?
Kyungsoo opened the game homepage and navigated to the forums. Clicking the “hot topic” post pinned at the top, a new window popped up.
Author: Sunset/MoonFairy
“……”
Not only had Noeul read the post, he had written it.
[Couple] BazookaPong: Noeul.
[Couple] DefenseMinister: No, hyung! He made me so mad, okay? I can’t join any guilds for a week now!
Noeul began justifying himself before Kyungsoo even said anything.
[Couple] BazookaPong: Good job.
[Couple] DefenseMinister: ??
[Couple] BazookaPong: When did you gather all that information?
[Couple] DefenseMinister: Yesterday T_T
“……”
This scary guy… Kyungsoo made a firm decision never to cross Noeul for the rest of his life.
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Title: (Trending Topic!) Do You Want to Be Called Oppa by as Guy While Gaming?
Author: Sunset/Moonfairy
Content
(BGM auto-playing…)
Hi, yesterday I accidentally came across a blog, and it turns out the username was the same as GreenAppleCheong from Doom! Amazing, right?ㅇㅅㅇ!
So, I thought I’d share it here for everyone to see.
[Link: www.aablogtype.com/rlacjftns2]
Hi, Kim Cheolsu!
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It seemed like a casual gaming blog (Little Forest 2). The posts were mostly about guild stories, showing off items, and stuff like that…ㅇㅅㅇ! If you read the blog entries, you’ll see guild members referring to the owner, Kim Cheolsu, as “oppa” or “hyung.” But in Doom, everyone called them “Apple-chan” or “noona.” Interesting…ㅇㅅㅇ
The blog, abandoned after the game failed, had its last entry written years ago. The final post even mentioned that if they failed the college entrance exam a third time, they’d have to enlist in the military.
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And here are the photos they claimed to be themselves, uploaded last month on the guild’s private café (source: Doom Guild Café):
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When you rotate the image 180 degrees and do a reverse image search:
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Ta-da~! It turns out to be from a Japanese daily blog by someone living in Hokkaido.ㅇㅅㅇ All the photos posted were from that blog, so it was easy to confirm without further digging. Seems like they’ve been learning Korean diligently…interesting.
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There are so many photos that I don’t know which ones to share. If you search the username, you’ll find all sorts of odd games. They must really like gaming. Sometimes they’re male, sometimes female. Their speech patterns are disgusting, so I’ll stop here. But if you dig deeper, it gets even more fun, haha.
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Judging by the read-but-ignored messages, it seems to be the same person.
Summary:
1. GreenAppleCheong previously ran a blog using their Doom guild café username.
2. If the photos are really of them, their real name is Kim Cheolsu, a Japanese person.
3. LOL. If you’re mad, message me, hyung~!
(179 Comments Registered)
– “Whoa, I literally did a dungeon run with them yesterday. What the hell?! I shouldn’t have given them that rare dark item, damn it.”
– “Why are you pretending to be amazed while being so petty? Lol, passive-aggressiveness at its finest.”
– “How’d you find those photos? Isn’t the guild café private? Are you a hacker?”
└ “Lol, hacker? If they were, the game would’ve been shut down by now.”
└ “What if they have another alt character in Doom?”
– “On another note, this person has great taste in BGM lol.”
└ “I downloaded it because it’s so good, lol.”
– “Wtf, military crackers, lol.”
└ “Why military crackers?”
└ “In the last picture, they attached military crackers to the mail. LOL.”
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Title: This is Doom. Clarification on the GreenAppleCheong Incident
Author: Invisible Man/Hero
Content:
Hello, this is Invisible Man, the vice-master of the Doom guild.
I’m posting this clarification regarding Sunset’s post. Currently, GreenAppleCheong is on their way to Gangwon Province due to their grandfather’s passing and cannot address the issue directly…
Although our guild doesn’t have a guild chat, we do manage members through an officer chat room.
[Guild Leader 1]: “Apple, what’s this?”
[Guild Leader 1]: (Photo)
[Guild Leader 1]: “This post is on the forums. It’s not you, right?”
Exactly 10 minutes later, GreenAppleCheong read the message and replied:
[GreenAppleCheong]: “Huh? No, it’s not me…8ㅁ8”
[Invisible Man]: “Right?????”
[GreenAppleCheong]: “I share my username with my oppa, that’s why T_T;;”
[Ohmyboy]: “But your last name isn’t Kim, right?”
[GreenAppleCheong]: “(T_T) Yeah, but that’s kind of complicated…family stuff.”
[Ohmyboy]: “Ah, sorry;; T_T”
[GreenAppleCheong]: “Also, this person just doesn’t like me. No matter what I say, they won’t believe me…T_T”
[Guild Leader 1]: “Fair enough. But Apple, are you Japanese?”
[GreenAppleCheong]: “No??ㅇㅁㅇ”
[Guild Leader 1]: “Then why’d you use those photos?”
After that, GreenAppleCheong stopped replying, citing a dead phone battery while traveling on the highway. Once they charge their phone, we’ll update the post with their response.
Until then, we kindly ask that you refrain from making baseless accusations.
(80 Comments Registered)
– “Are they crazy? Why’d they even ask if they’re Japanese, lol. That’s a self-own move.”
– “Lol, so they share usernames? Is this some long-lost sibling drama?”
– “If this is the same person I knew from Little Forest, both their grandparents passed away when they were young. I even have screenshots of our guild back then.”
└ “For real? Lol.”
└ “Yes. I clearly remember because when I bragged about my New Year’s money, they said, ‘Oh…both my grandparents are gone, I’m jealous…lol.’ It made me feel like a jerk for no reason.”
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Title: Lol Yeah, I’m a Guy
Author: GreenAppleCheong/Healer
Content
Did I get caught in the dumbest way? But seriously, creating a new alt just to join the guild again? You’re insane. I even put level restrictions for this exact reason.
Yeah, I’m also the “Flower Rabbit” alt. I took a break from school and thought I’d get revenge before enlisting, but damn, you’re still as annoying as ever. You’re unforgettable. You’ll live long because I’ll remember you forever.
Hyung’s off to the military.
(Attached Image: Enlistment Notice)
Bye.
(100 Comments Registered)
– “Lol enlistment ending, lmao.”
– “Military service notice, hahaha.”
– “Poor Cheolsu…”
– “Look at that pitiful clarification attempt.”
– “They quit the guild, lol.”
– Aslen: “?? What the hell??”
└ Anamato: “Lmao, I’m Flower Bunny’s ex-boyfriend~~!!!”
└ Seolyeong: “LOLOLOLOL”
– “Saying ‘I’ll remember you forever’ feels so much like a proposal, omg. O_O”
└ “Wow, chills.”
└ “LMFAO”
– InvisibleMan: “….”
– “LOLOL Lmao, who shared this post?!”
– “Whoa, there’s an article about this now, lol!”
└ “???”
└ “Search ‘Illusion + Netkama,’ it’s insane. LOLOL”
└ “Lmao, do journalists really have nothing better to do?”
└ “This is wild, lmao.”

T/N: Guys, the first ever NSFW chapter in LG history has been posted on my Patreon! Go check it out! Well since there is so much fan demand and y’all waited so much, I’ll make chapter 51 free for everyone on patreon!