IRDFPFCIW Chapter 79

At five o’clock in the morning, during that awkward time when night owls are still awake and early birds have just begun to catch worms, interstellar users in the Star Network suddenly encountered a post:

Shock! Marshal’s Flash Marriage! After Days of Secret Dating, They Finally Tie the Knot!

Unable to part, they clicked to see the newlyweds sweetly hugging each other in front of the marriage registration office!

…It’s no exaggeration to say that the Star Network exploded again because of this post.

The last time it exploded was when the Marshal’s relationship was exposed.

In an instant, whether they were night owls or just waking up, everyone’s eyes widened like copper bells. They felt more awake.

The comment section of the post was even more lively—

[Hahaha, I knew which news agency this was from just by the title. Hurry up and come take your beating!]

[Days of secret dating… stealing bamboo shoots!]

[What! Our Marshal got married just like that?!]

[Who would have thought that when the Marshal was single, I was in my first year of college, when the Marshal made his relationship public, I was in my first year in college, and now the Marshal is married, I’m still in my first year!]

[As a loyal fan of the Marshal for many years, seeing him finally get married makes me so happy!]

[The previous lawyer’s letter warned that our excellent graduate from the male virtue class, pure-hearted Marshal, doesn’t care about face?]

Besides the passer-bys who came to eat melons[mfn]gossip[/mfn], many CP fans were celebrating.

[Wuwu, such a sweet hug!]

[A sister in our group works at the marriage registration office. She said they were super sweet when getting the certificate! She almost needed insulin!]

[Ah! So envious of those who can see Tang Tang in person!]

[Ah! So envious of those who can see Tang Tang in person! +1]

[Ah! So envious of those who can see Tang Tang in person! + Terminal number]

[…]

And there were even more sincere blessings for the newlyweds, Wen Renyuan and Jiang Tang!

This kind of overwhelming scene where the entire interstellar network was full of joy as if it was the New Year. This was the first time

Even if someone got jealous and made some sour words, they would quickly be shut down by others to the point where they couldn’t be recognized by their mothers—

“They are a talented and beautiful couple, a match made in heaven. Why do you, a monster, have the right to be nosy?”

Those jealous? Dead.

At first, Jiang Tang had no idea about the attention drawn by the post on the Star Network.

That was because on the night they got their marriage certificate, Wen Renyuan was like someone taking stimulants, pulling Jiang Tang this way and that, from the entrance to the living room, then to the sofa, and finally to the bedroom and bathtub…

Jiang Tang nearly died from exhaustion!

The next day, he couldn’t even get out of bed!

If it weren’t for this boyfriend, oh no, now he should be called husband.

If it weren’t for this husband he chose himself, he would definitely kick Wen Renyuan out of the house.

By the time the two got ready, it was already close to dusk.

Wen Renyuan finally coaxed Jiang Tang into a better mood, and the couple went to visit the palace.

The queen held Jiang Tang’s hand. She really liked Jiang Tang no matter how she looked at him, with the words “no doubt, he’s my daughter-in-law” written all over her face.

As for Wen Renyuan, it was more like “this brat is okay, at least he brought home a wife I’m satisfied with”.

…Purely benefiting from Jiang Tang’s charm.

Thanks to Jiang Tang and the Academy’s efforts, natural foods were no longer so rare and could now be found on dining tables.

And the chiefs in the palace were quite skilled, though they couldn’t compare to Jiang Tang.

One of the chefs was a huge fan of Jiang Tang. He was so excited to see him that he chased after Jiang Tang and asked all sorts of questions.

Wen Renyuan nearly exploded with jealousy—what’s going on! Don’t these people have anything better to do?

Jiang Tang stepped on Wen Renyuan’s foot and gave him a look.

Stop it! This chef looked old enough to be his grandfather, is he really jealous of this?

Of course, ignoring these little episode, the meal in the palace was enjoyable.

As they were leaving, the queen didn’t forget to remind the newlyweds implicitly that they could register at a professional institution and have two children in the future.

With technology advancing, creating life no longer required being inside a human body.

Same-sex couples like Wen Renyuan and Jiang Tang could also have their own children.

“Mother, we just got married yesterday.” Wen Renyuan emphasized with a sour face.

How long have he and Jiang Tang been in their own world? Did they really need to add a child to take Jiang Tang’s attention away?

The queen clapped her hands and said with a smile, “Oh, just go line up first. It’s going to take a long time anyway. I’ll take care of the children when the time comes. Otherwise, I’ll be bored every day.”

Wen Renyuan’s head was full of black lines. It seemed his mother was planning to raise the children for fun.

“If you have that much time, why not hurry along and push big brother? He still doesn’t even have a partner!”

Suddenly backstabbed by his own brother, Wen Renxi looked innocent: ???

Wen Renxi raised his hand and looked at his lightbrain, then suddenly his face turned serious.

“There’s been too much going on lately, haha. I’ll leave first. Bye, Mother, see you another day. If there’s anything, we’ll contact on Star Network!”

Before leaving, he shot a fierce glare at Wen Renyuan.

The queen: “…”

Wen Renyuan: “…”

Only Jiang Tang, who was watching the show silently, was dying of laughter.

It seems that no matter how advanced technology gets, the topics of marriage and childbirth remain an eternal and difficult topic!

How terrifying!

“Is it that funny?” Back home, Wen Renyuan saw Jiang Tang still smiling and couldn’t help but pinch his cheek.

With his cheek pinched, Jiang Tang couldn’t speak clearly and simply nodded.

But when Jiang Tang went on the Star Network, he really couldn’t smile any longer.

What on earth is this!

What does “sweetly hugging in front of the marriage registration office” mean?

At that moment, he was clearly startled by a fan’s shout and nearly fell. Wen Renyuan merely reached out to steady him!

What kind of hug…

All he could say was that he didn’t know who took the photo, but it captured the moment they looked like they were hugging each other.

Plus, the composition and atmosphere really did make it look very sweet.

Wait, how did I get dragged into this?

This photographer really deserves better than being a paparazzi…

Jiang Tang fell back on the bed, wanting to cry without tears.

He covered his face with his hands and murmured, “How embarrassing!”

But Wen Renyuan on the side was unfazed and even wrapped an arm around Jiang Tang’s waist, trying to take advantage of him secretly.

Jiang Tang: “…”

This is more annoying…

Jiang Tang said unhappily, “It’s all your fault!”

“Okay, okay, it’s all my fault.” Although Wen Renyuan didn’t know what Jiang Tang was specifically upset about, he clearly understood that admitting fault was the right thing to do.

Jiang Tang: Not comforted at all.

Fortunately, Jiang Tang had a strong ability to self-regulate and soon he came to terms with it.

Even though his married status had spread across the Star Network, at least he received a lot of blessings!

Everyone loves hearing sweet words, especially when fans and even countless passerbys sent sincere blessings.

As he thought about this, Jiang Tang’s eyes couldn’t help but become a bit misty.

He turned around and threw himself into Wen Renyuan’s arms, then wrapped his arms around him.

“I’m really so happy!”

Even though he lost his life in another world due to an accident, being able to come to this world and meet Wen Renyuan and receive so much kindness must be a blessing from heaven.

Jiang Tang made a decision, “I want to do a special live stream.”

Despite being mentally prepared, when he saw the screen filled with messages like [Happy Wedding], [A Hundred Years of Harmony], and [Long Lasting Love], Jiang Tang couldn’t help but blush.

“Thank you so much for your blessings.” Jiang Tang nestled beside Wen Renyuan, his eyes shining with happiness.

Even the Marshal, who usually had a cold expression, softened because of Jiang Tang by his side.

What a match made in heaven!

The visuals were much more direct and powerful than words.

Jiang Tang looked at the rapidly scrolling comments. He smiled and answered their questions.

“Yes, after the live stream, we’ll be giving away the wedding cakes made today through a lottery. However, there won’t be too many, so please don’t be disappointed if you don’t win.”

“Yes, the Marshal will help me later… Haha, he really rarely cooks.”

“What are wedding cakes? Wedding cakes are a type of marriage ritual item from my hometown, usually used for various joyous occasions.”

“In our area, there’s a saying about five joys in life: marriage, birth, promotion, moving to a new home, and celebrating birthdays.”

“And wedding cakes can also be given as return gifts to friends and relatives, which symbolizes ‘spreading good news and sharing joy’.”

As Jiang Tang spoke, he became a bit shy, “So I want to give away some homemade wedding cakes and share our happiness with everyone.”

Jiang Tang’s cheeks turned red from embarrassment, and his eyes sparkled with water, melting the hearts of the viewers in the live stream.

Suddenly, they became even more jealous of the man beside the little streamer!

Unaware of the jealousy directed at him, Wen Renyuan urged Jiang Tang, “Hurry up and finish so you can rest earlier.”

Viewers: …Stingy! Really stingy!

But seeing Wen Renyuan bow his head to help the little streamer tie his apron carefully, the audience decided to temporarily forgive him for five minutes.

“Wedding cakes have a long history in our area, and there are many different styles.”

Jiang Tang displayed the ingredients in front of the viewers one by one.

“Because we didn’t prepare enough materials today, we can only make the simplest kind of wedding cake. But even though this type is easy to make, it’s very delicious. Friends who have the ingredients can try making it along with the live stream.”

Jiang Tang mixed sugar, eggs, peanut oil, milk, and yeast until well combined, then added flour and kneaded to form a uniform dough.

Next, all they had to do was wait for the dough to rise.

While waiting for it to rise, Jiang Tang usually chose to chat with the comments.

The heat in the live stream was unusually high today, probably because Wen Renyuan was here.

And the audience finally had a chance to gossip, so how could they let it slip by?

The comments flooded in.

After watching the barrage for a while, Jiang Tang’s eyes nearly blurred, so he had to set a comment restriction level.

Suddenly, a bold and glimmering comment floated to the top—

[Streamer, streamer, how did you meet the Marshal? Satisfy everyone’s curiosity!]