Chapter 66
Title: [Update] New Map, ‘Wicked’ OPEN!
Writer: GM Horned Deer
Content: Hello, Adventurers!
The wide and vast Illusion world is full of lands that have yet to be pioneered.
Finally, our explorer, Heritage, has discovered yet another new continent! Upon returning from his exploration, he called the new continent ‘a mysterious place where stars breathe life’ and immediately fell fast asleep! He looks very tired from his strenuous journey and doesn’t seem like he’ll wake up anytime soon.
What kind of place is it, really?
Based on his exploration journal, a new scenario has been updated. Experience a fresh and dreamy experience in the unexplored mysterious land, <Wicked>. May abundant fortune always be with you, Adventurers.
[Update Details]
A portal leading to the new continent has been created above the fountain in the guild zone.
Scenario additional update
New monsters, new map added
New instant dungeon added
☞ Go to New World Details Page
A couple-only function called ‘Housing’ has been introduced in the ‘Mid-Region,’ which can be accessed through the guild zone.
The 1:1 PVP function of the guild zone has also been applied to the ‘Mid-Region.’
☞ Go to Mid-Region Guide Page
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The ‘Mid-Region,’ which appeared with the update of the new map, was like an extension of the guild zone.
If you go through the portal above the fountain in the guild zone, there is a vast, empty map called ‘Mid-Region.’ And in that place, couples can build small houses in ‘Housing.’ After building a house, a portal temporarily appears, and if you go through that portal, a space like a small house appears.
「Noeul: Hyung」
「Noeul: Hyung!!!」
「Noeul: Hyung-ah♥」
「Me: ? Are you crazy?」
「Noeul: Cute Noeul is watching! Say pretty words ㅇㅅㅇ!」
「Me: ♥☆★#Are you insane♡*&? Are you out of your mind%★☆♥?」
「Noeul: Hehe; Not all words that are decorated are pretty words…TT Anyway, come see, I built a house」
「Me: ? What house?」
「Noeul: Our honeymoon house ㅇ//ㅅ//ㅇ♡」
Noeul, who is only satisfied after experiencing all the couple functions in the game, built a house as soon as the housing function came out and disappeared after notifying me to come visit. It took quite a long time to figure out what that meant. In the end, when Kyungsoo logged into the game, the housing that Noeul had named ‘Our Honeymoon House’ was on the verge of disappearing.
[Global] Sunset: Fck, annoying bug bastards keep swarming lol
[Global] SpadeQueen: Weng weng lol
[Global] Sunset: Ah, just get the fck away…
[Couple] MeowieMeowMeow: Who is the bug bastard? Minjae?
[Global] Sunset: Heok
[Global] Sunset: Aah, no
[Global] Aslen: ?
[Global] Seolyoung: What’s wrong with him?
[Global] Sunset: Hyung, I’m sorry T-T I didn’t know you came T-T What to do, you heard the curse words T-T??? What to do T-T Wash your ears with running water quickly T-T
[Global] Aslen: Ah… Meowie-nim must have logged in^^;
[Global] Seolyoung: Eww
[Global] Aslen: Seolyoung-nim logged out because of Sunset-nim
[Global] SpadeQueen: TT Who will speak informally to me now…
Kyungsoo was able to hear from the Melody guild members how much Noeul had struggled to protect the house until he logged into the game that day.
[Couple] MeowieMeowMeow: You should have told me beforehand… What did you want so much that you did that…?
[Couple] Sunset: The title T^T
Once you use the housing function to build a ‘house’, a notice appears on the server. Then, the usual order was that people who can’t stand seeing others do well would swarm in to destroy the house.
[Global] Seolyoung: Housing evaluation is 50 percent, let’s withdraw~
[Global] Sunset: So absurd… ㅇㅅ;ㅇ;;
[Global] SpadeQueen: Everyone worked hard lol
[Global] HalloweenEggplant: gg gg
[Global] Ji9star: You worked hard too hehe
[Global] SpadeQueen: hehe
In that sense, the fact that Sunset, of all people, built a house when MeowieMeowMeow hadn’t even logged in yet, became a very good target.
[Global] Sunset: No… Why are you attacking other people’s honeymoon house and causing a fuss?
[Global] Sunset: Is this such a shtty game that only personality trash is left ㅇㅅㅇ lol
[Global] DolaiCream: ??
[Global] SpadeQueen: Heard your self-introduction well lol
[Global] ChickenFeetLover: LMFAO
[Global] Ji9star: Umm, you’re one to talk…LOLOLOL
[Global] PoseidonCaptain: By any chance, do you have a mirror in front of you?
[Global] Sunset: No no
[Global] PoseidonCaptain: Then you’re just fcking crazy…
[Global] HalloweenEggplant: LOLOLOL Guild master, why are you cursing uncharacteristically TT You’re not even good at cursing
…Anyway, it was literally a ‘terror.’ Because of that, there wasn’t a single couple who managed to protect the house they built in the mid-region until the end.
The portal that temporarily appeared in front of the house could be accessed not only by the couple but also by other people. Users called it ‘housewarming,’ and users who left after ‘housewarming’ could give an evaluation of the house. Whether it was because of Sunset’s fame or not, half of the bastards who came to housewarming clicked ‘I’d rather live in a trash can.’ and ran away. Trash can was the lowest rating among the evaluations of the house.
「Noeul: (Photo)」
「Noeul: Does this make sense?」
「Me: Just a couple window? What??」
「Noeul: Affection level TT」
「Noeul: I’m sad that the house is gone T-T Waah T-T The affection level dropped by 5 percent, does that even make sense???????」
「Me: …? It dropped?」
「Noeul: Yes TT Before, it was level 5 and 38%, but now it’s 32.6 haha TT」
「Me: You even memorized the affection level? How do you memorize that? Why do you live like that?」
「Noeul: I just remember it when I see it lol」
「Noeul: Aah, annoying!! Lol GM come out TT.」
「Noeul: It’s hard to raise the affection level, but why is it so easy to lower it TT」
Noeul, stomping his feet in frustration, complained that their accumulated affection level had dropped by 5%. And even after making an inquiry, he wasn’t relieved, so he wrote a post on the bulletin board and was ridiculed by the users.
But it was also a newly included function, and other couples were also targeted by users’ terror, so he couldn’t hear any particularly helpful words.
Kyungsoo, trying to comfort him, said gently, ‘My affection level is fine, so don’t obsess over fake numbers,’ and was pounced on by Noeul, who was impressed, and couldn’t get out of bed all day.
Anyway, after that, Cheon Noeul didn’t even set foot in the middle region, let alone housing.
‘[Housing] Sunset-nim and MeowieMeowMeow-nim’s love house has been completed♡’
As soon as a line of notification messages appeared on Cheon Noeul’s game screen, Melody guild members began to throw up, making ‘Uweengeegeeke’ sounds. Kyungsoo belatedly sat in front of the computer and tried to log in. While the computer was turning on, he watched the scene of people collectively disgusted through Noeul’s screen.
[Guild] anamato: Eww…
[Guild] Aslen: lol, love house, makes me want to puke
[Guild] Sunset: ?
[Guild] Sunset: [Couple] FlowerBunny: Sleny oppa T^T Saying things like that makes Bunny really sad T0T…!!
[Guild] Aslen: Fck;;;
[Guild] Aslen: Is it real that a bastard who went to the army is still being mentioned? It’s been years already
[Guild] Sunset: Then why start a fight first ㅇㅅㅇ?
[Guild] Seolyoung: Uweek week uuk
[Guild] Sunset: lol, hangover?
[Guild] Seolyoung: I’m still a high schooler though^-^;
[Guild] Sunset: I know
[Guild] SpadeQueen: What hangover does a high schooler have lololol Cheon Noeul you trash…
[Guild] Sunset: Look at your skill in shortening words ㅇㅅㅇ
[Guild] SpadeQueen: Hey why the sudden compliment lololol makes me feel sorry…
[Guild] Sunset: Someone who took the college entrance exam twice is probably twice as smart as an ordinary person lol
[Guild] Aslen: lololololol fck lololol
[Guild] SpadeQueen: Fck, I got tricked again, I thought it was a compliment;
[Guild] Sunset: If you take it one more time, you’ll probably have an IQ of over 100 lol
[Guild] SpadeQueen: lololol hey you fck
[Guild] Sunset: Did you call meㅇㅅㅇ?
[Guild] SpadeQueen: Fck how long are you going to keep reusing that, Cheon Noeul you fcking ****
When I asked what ‘trash’ meant, Noeul told me it meant food waste. Kyungsoo nodded, checking the connection screen that was transitioning to the loading window. These days, they really shorten everything.
[Guild] Seolyoung: (Anonymous tip) I saw Vice Guild Master oppa catching Seojeori guild members and offering 1 million per person if they succeeded in the housing evaluation terror and getting the desired results.
[Guild] SpadeQueen: ?
[Guild] Sunset: Beggars… You can only bet 1 million…<(￣︶￣)> Should I start a fundraising campaign in the guild? TT
[Guild] SpadeQueen: I don’t need it, you f*cking bastard
[Guild] Aslen: lololololololololololololol
[Guild] anamato: lolololololololololololol tsk tsk gets caught right away
[Guild] Seolyoung: lololololololololololololol
[Guild] SpadeQueen: Why are you saying that, Lee Seolhyun;
[Guild] Seolyoung: What, Jung Minjae lol
People who weren’t even called started appearing in the mid-region one by one. Since the PVP function was applied to the mid-region just like the guild zone, Noeul started cutting them down one by one in advance to prevent them from entering the house.
[Server] CharismaS: What channel is the mid-region housing that just popped up on?
[Server] Sunset: Only come if you have two lives ㅇㅅㅇㅗ!!
[Server] SpadeQueen: ★★★If you revive, you have infinite lives★★★
[Server] BabyBaby: lololololol team kill lololol Sunset’s housing is on channel 3
[Server] CharismaS: thnx thnx
[Server] @@Attention@@ If you save the location information at the stone pagoda at the end of Wicked Dream Map 3!! Even if you die, if you take the portal after reviving, you can get to Sunset balom’s house in the mid-region in 1 minute lol
Even a person who shares shortcut tips on the server microphone appeared, and people who were playing in the village because they had nothing to do flocked to give housing evaluations. However, most of them couldn’t overcome Sunset’s curses and bomb attacks and fell.
‘MeowieMeowMeow has logged into the game.’
[Guild] PeaPea: Meowie-nim, it must be nice to buy your own house at a young age
[Guild] neutaaaa: Sunset built another house, and it became a cemetery in front of it lololol
[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: Is our guild some kind of Sunset fan guild;; I didn’t askㅡㅡ?
[Guild] PeaPea: I’m telling you and you’re still mad
[Guild] Ji9star: Meowie is so prickly today lol It’s because you’re a Sunset stan
[Guild] neutaaaa: We’re just spectating after dying, but Sunset is seriously pissed lol He’s killing everyone.
As he said, Noeul was just moving the keyboard busily. I couldn’t talk to him because he was so focused.
[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: Why did you guys go there?
[Guild] Ji9star: lol, you know why
“…”
In the end, he was saying that he also went to give a housing evaluation and died. Last time too, Ji9star was the first to run up and lower the evaluation. At that time too, Ji9star couldn’t even escape with that fast speed, and his head exploded from Sunset’s time bomb with only a hair’s breadth, and he collapsed.
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: I got sliced by Sunset too while passing by…T-T
[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: He killed you just for passing by?
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Yes… That wicked…
PoseidonCaptain always has a polite tone and a very upright image whenever I see him, so everything he says seemed to be the truth. Kyungsoo was about to stop Cheon Noeul, but stopped at the following words.
[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: Don’t lie lol You were playing ranked with me and ran as soon as the message popped up
[Guild] Ji9star: ㅇㅇ I was there too, and he suddenly moved at the speed of sound and I almost lost my pride
He wasn’t just trying to pass by. He had a purpose. Kyungsoo was a little shocked. PoseidonCaptain still held a grudge against Sunset. He might be a surprisingly narrow-minded person.
[Guild] Ji9star: Anyway, our guild master,,,, he’s all about Sunset (the guild master’s crush) lol He can’t help himself
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Huh?
[Guild] Ji9star: Running right away is real true love (love=Sunset)
[Guild] Ji9star: Meowie (Sunset’s ex-boyfriend to be)…
[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: What the f*ck??
Ex-boyfriend to be. Just looking at the text made goosebumps rise on my spine.
[Guild] Ji9star: I think Meowie-nim should start to get nervous;;
‘Ji9star has been demoted to a regular guild member.’
[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: Serves him right
[Guild] Ji9star: ;; What the heck?
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: I told you not to play with the ranks.
[Guild] Ji9star: Guild master, you’re really doing all sorts of things… (HalloweenEggplant x)
[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: You’re catching an innocent person after doing it yourself lolololololol Ji9star, it wasn’t me this time lol Everyone knows that except for Sunset’s number one fan heh
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Fan?
[Guild] Ji9star: you (PoseidonCaptain)
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Hey you
[Guild] neutaaaa: Guild master is pissed lololololololol
[Guild] Ji9star: lolololololol Strong denial is strong affirmation
‘Neutaaaa has been demoted to a regular guild member.’
[Guild] neutaaaa: ?
[Guild] Ji9star: lololololololololololololol
[Guild] neutaaaa: ???
[Guild] neutaaaa: ?Why me??
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Couple solidarity
[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: lololololololololololololol Serves you right
[Guild] Ji9star: hehe honey, let’s go to hell together
[Guild] neutaaaa: We’re a show window couple, please release only me TT
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Not possible
[Guild] neutaaaa: T-T Eat sh*t
[Guild] PoseidonCaptain: Yup
[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: lololololololololololololol
[Guild] PeaPea: lololololololololololololol
Kyungsoo moved to the mid-region through the fountain portal in the guild zone. The words ‘Meowie is here’ started to appear in the global chat. It was a sight to see. From the entrance, I could see characters with X’s in their eyes, dead, and tombstones. Halfway through, the guild master, PoseidonCaptain, was dead, lying down with a tombstone erected.
[Global] Sunset: If you’re dead, please move away, I can’t see who to kill ㅇㅅㅇ;;
[Global] PoseidonCaptain: …
[Global] SpadeQueen: If you succeed in giving an evaluation, I’ll serve you as my hyung for life@ @@@@@
[Global] GreenEnergy: Ah, fck lag
[Global] Seolyoung: I died again TT I was going to select >A little not good> instead of I feel like trash T-T
[Global] Sunset: I see
[Global] Seolyoung: lol fck I became an untouchable again
Cheon Noeul must have lowered the guild member’s rank in the meantime. As if he was focused, the lips of the guy sitting next to him were tightly closed. The ‘Your sense is a little not good’ that Seolyoung was trying to select was also a choice included in the low evaluations.
Everyone was desperate to lower the couple’s affection level. People didn’t revive after dying and watched the sight of users gathering for the housing evaluation terror. Ghost chats saying ‘lolololololol’ filled the map.
Thanks to that, the area in front of the house was densely filled with corpses and tombstones. Just like the guild members said, it was like a cemetery.
“Hyung, quickly go inside the house.”
“Why are you suddenly doing housing? You said you wouldn’t do it again.”
“I decorated it all myself.”
“…”
“Try to experience living with me indirectly…”
Was he telling me to experience in advance that the area in front of the house becomes a cemetery if you live with Cheon Noeul… Kyungsoo looked blankly at Sunset, who was dodging him and giving curse buffs to the people who were still swarming in.
[Whisper] SpadeQueen: If hyung-nim gives the housing evaluation as trash, I’ll give you 100 trash pics of Cheon Noeul [email protected]@@@@@@
“…?”
[Whisper] SpadeQueen: I’ll give you trash pics and just pics!!
[Whisper] SpadeQueen: I’ll give you trash pics and just pics and I’m willing to go on a catering service for a super delicious pork kimchi stew [email protected]@@@@
[Whisper] SpadeQueen: Ah, but you have to prepare the ingredients, I’m a beggar TT lol
[Whisper] MeowieMeowMeow: Get lost
[Whisper] SpadeQueen: Aaah TT And I’m really good at making steamed egg Cheon Noeul also acknowledges itㅇㅇ Please give the evaluation that the house is trash@ @@@@@@@
[Whisper] SpadeQueen: Ah, or hyung-nim can just kill Sunset!!!!!!
“…?”
