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WWSEG – Chapter 87

Qi Ke x Song Yushi

Topic: Let’s discuss, is 《30 Days of Cohabitation Life》 a dating show?

OP

I was bored recently, so I finally finished the legendary, god-tier variety show, 《30 Days of Cohabitation Life》. I quite liked all three pairs. Needless to say, the couple group are the model couple of the entertainment industry, both each other’s first love, a talented man and a beautiful woman, and they already registered their marriage the year before last.

The bro group was pretty standard, just the typical dynamic of a boy band doing fan service. You can tell their relationship is genuinely good, and the roles are clear, but because you know it’s just for business, even though I shipped them hard at times, I never thought they’d get together for real. (Chen Sheng is also a toxic solo stan for Song Yushi, and he’s straight as an arrow.)

The pair that fascinated me the most was the “besties” group. Because I already knew everything about this pair from various gossip forums before watching, seeing it from a god’s perspective was so satisfying!

Former lovers becoming a business CP, what kind of real-life yuri entertainment story about ex-lovers reuniting is this?

Harmonious in front of the camera, fighting behind it (the kind of fighting you’re all thinking of). The solo stans are still arguing, and the CP fans are shipping a “forced pairing,” but in reality, they’ve probably done it eight hundred times. Who knows how many times they flirted and fought under the camera’s nose during the recording. Maybe as soon as the cameras were covered for the night, dry wood met a raging fire. Forbidden, immoral, I’m shipping them to death!!!

From the first episode to the last, I was screaming that I was shipping them to death. Although I’ve seen the kissing scene from the final episode many times, it’s still shocking enough to stun my whole family every time. This time, watching from beginning to end, I discovered some sweet little details.

When Qi Ke climbed the tree, the Captain was clearly dead nervous (I was half-dead from fright too, isn’t Qi Ke supposed to be a pampered young lady, how does she even know how to climb a tree?!), constantly telling her to come down. The Q&A between the two, one in the tree and one on the ground, was actually them exchanging secret signals, right?

“Should we go public?”

“I’ll listen to whatever you say.”

And then she kissed her. She loves her so much, they have such great chemistry, so sweet, I’m shipping them to death.

1L

Does it even need to be discussed whether 《30 Days of Cohabitation Life》 is a dating show?

2L

Say what you will, but Jiang Jing and Chen Sheng are real.

3L

The couple group is a deeply in love old married couple, the bro group is a clingy “long live friendship” pair, and the besties group are former lovers reuniting to continue their story. In conclusion, 《30 Days of Cohabitation Life》 is a dating show.

4L

Hasn’t this been discussed to death already? OP, just search the forum. I’m tired of seeing Qi Yu posts on the front page every day.

5L

The user above is being ridiculous. You can post freely once you join the forum, who are you to tell people what to do? If you don’t want to see it, you can leave the forum. Do you think this is your house, drawing a circle and not letting anyone in?

6L

We ship the fake ones to death, but we can’t ship the real one? Did your brain get fried from eating too much industrial saccharin, 4L?

7L

Oh? And how do you know Qi Yu isn’t just a more advanced form of industrial sugar? Wasn’t there a post yesterday saying Song Yushi was suspected of cheating? The fact that it was deleted so quickly just shows they have a guilty conscience, doesn’t it?

8L

Wasn’t yesterday’s post already clarified?

It’s true that a rumor takes a moment to spread, but dispelling it takes forever. Song Yushi’s flight was to Beijing, and Qi Ke is in Beijing. How bold would she have to be to cheat on Qi Ke right under her nose on her birthday?

Also, let’s not get off-topic, okay? It’s not like the issue of Qi Yu creating hype hasn’t been discussed in the forum before. See: 《Is Qi Yu’s Public Announcement Hype or True Love (Includes Poll)》, 《Does Qi Yu Count as a Disqualified Idol?》, 《818 The Evidence of Qi Yu’s Secret Relationship》

9L

Regardless, I truly respect them for daring to go public. So many couples in the entertainment industry are afraid of losing popularity and don’t dare to announce their relationship. But I guess they dared to go public because they have real talent, right?

10L

Song Yushi won the Golden Elephant Award for Best Actress for 《Look Up》 last year. Given her experience and age, being a double Best Actress winner of both the Golden Elephant and Hundred Flowers awards makes her a rare talent in the entertainment industry, right?

11L

And Qi Ke’s songs repeatedly winning Golden Melody Awards is also a peak achievement in the entertainment industry, isn’t it?

12L

Equally matched, a perfect pair, teammates turned lovers. Who wouldn’t say they’re shipping them to death?

13L

Actually, I’m quite looking forward to Qi Yu getting married.

14L

? Does anyone really think this kind of relationship can last? They’ll surely break up naturally when they reach a certain age and eventually have to get married and have children.

15L

I don’t know about Song Yushi, but Qi Ke comes from a good family. Her parents are letting her have her fun now because she’s young, but they’ll have to step in when she’s older, right?

16L

Uh, is this a member of Qi Ke’s family who has invited themselves in?

They’re not just playing around, and the family has already given their consent, so you all don’t need to worry.

17L

??? 16L, for real?

18L

And I’m Song Yushi’s long-lost older brother.

19L

I’m Song Yushi’s childhood sweetheart and fiancé.

20L

Qi Ke angrily enters the thread, then angrily beats up 18L and 19L and bans them.

21L

Hahahaha, knowing Qi Ke’s personality, she’d totally do that.

22L

As a level-10 scholar of Sweet Day, I remember something. Back when they were in the group, Meng Ying and the Captain had a pretty good relationship, and their solo stans also got along well, so the Sweet Day solo stans started a Super Topic for the two of them.

And guess what? It got taken down in less than two days. The Sweet Day solo stans and toxic solo stans were unhappy, so they didn’t try again.

Haha, I bet it was Qi Ke who took it down.

23L

Damn, the user above has figured out the truth. Qi Ke, you toxic solo stan, you’re the Captain’s toxic solo stan, aren’t you!

24L

I really am a member of Qi Ke’s family, ahhhhhh! For proof, you can check my profile.

25L

? It’s actually real.

26L

The younger cousin?

27L

The cousin must be a rich girl too, right? Are you looking for a girlfriend? I’m available!!!

28L

Please begin your exposé!

29L

Qi Yu is so lucky. How come there are always real insiders? How are the anti-fans supposed to spread rumors now? [doge]

30L

Where’s the cousin? I believe you! Spill the tea!

31L

Luxury sofa seat.

32L

Excuse me, I’m lying flat in this never-collapsing castle of Qi Yu. Please feel free to shower me with sweet details.

33L

Shower me to death, thank you.

34L

It’s not really an exposé. I’ve been lurking in this group for a long time and never said anything when I saw everyone discussing my cousin and the Captain, but I couldn’t resist after seeing this thread today.

Someone said my cousin and the Captain are just playing around. That’s complete nonsense.

You have no idea how much my cousin likes the Captain.

What everyone knows is the breakup period. My cousin came out of the closet at home, and it caused a very unpleasant scene. I was still young at the time, and I just felt that the atmosphere at home was very gloomy. Once, I even heard my cousin shout at our grandfather: “I just like her!”

Her voice was choked with tears, turning from a hoarse scream to a murmur: “There’s nothing wrong with liking someone.”

My cousin has a scrapbook album. She was quite depressed during that time, so she stayed home making scrapbooks, pasting photos one by one, and writing down the stories behind them.

I recognized it was the Captain and asked her why she didn’t call her if she missed her so much. She told me that some feelings of longing can’t be erased just by a phone call.

35L

That was so angsty…

36L

Wasn’t I reading a sweet story? This sudden shard of glass has stabbed me to death 【wailing.jpg】

37L

QAQ From now on, tag Qi Yu with #AngstyDeepLove#

38L

Cousin, don’t stop, I can still take it.

39L

I’m back!

Take what? My cousin came home for a couple of days recently and was on the phone with the Captain almost every day. I asked her, didn’t you say some feelings of longing can’t be erased by a phone call? My cousin asked me if she really said something so pretentious. I just wish I had recorded it. Then she said, oh, if it can’t be erased, I’ll just fly over to see her!

Me: ???

Then she said: When I see her, I’ll hug her. Hehe, it’s so nice to have a girlfriend.

Me: ???

40L

The tone just shifted so suddenly.

41L

Cousin, you’re really good at leaving us hanging!!!

42L

? I was crying, and then I suddenly laughed so hard a snot bubble came out.

43L

My swollen eyes instantly widened.

44L

There are so many people in this world with girlfriends, would it kill the universe to add one more for me?

45L

@SongThatShi, is it that hard to cheat? Secretly keep me as your mistress.

46L

@QY, can I join you two?

47L

The reason I’m saying all this is to tell everyone that, setting aside their identities, they are just the most ordinary little couple. They’ll argue and bicker, and they’ll also make up and be intimate. Like all lovers in the world, they are aiming for a lifetime together.

I remember the Captain replied to a post in this group last time, right? She said they were dating with the intention of getting married. That wasn’t an official statement; I believe it was what she truly meant.

48L

? The cousin’s words make me smell good news.

49L

No way, no way? Is Qi Yu really getting registered? I’m the Civil Affairs Bureau, I’ll come to them myself!

50L

It reminds me of that fake rumor I saw a few days ago… said they ran into Song Yushi at a Bvlgari store in London… Song Yushi was picking out rings, wedding rings at that.

51L

I saw that too. I was shipping it to death while treating it as a fake rumor and cursing the OP for being so good at making up stories.

52L

So it’s true?

53L

Anyway, Bvlgari’s wedding rings are gorgeous.

54L

Haha, and the prices are even more gorgeous.

55L

Actually, I really want to ask a question. How did this thread get so sidetracked?

56L

Because the answer is beyond doubt, so everyone just started shipping Qi Yu as usual.

57L

Speaking of Qi Yu, my friend’s favorite young idol is in the same drama cast as Song Yushi recently. My friend was free during summer break and went to wait for them after work. She saw Qi Ke dropping Song Yushi off for work several times, all clingy and lovey-dovey. I’m speechless!

58L

? I haven’t seen that on the trending topics.

59L

They probably don’t want too many people to know, to avoid you guys saying they’re creating hype again.

60L

WTF? Go to the real-name section, quick!

61L

I just finished saying Qi Yu doesn’t buy trending topics, and then my celebrity-chasing assistant notified me that Qi Ke and Song Yushi are on the trending list???

62L

I can’t find it on the trending list?

63L

Refresh it, number fifteen on the trending list!

64L

It’s already shot up to number one!!!

65L

Damn it, I uninstalled Weibo a couple of days ago to become a monk. This is killing me, what the hell happened? At least tell me the name of the trending topic! Can’t anyone post a screenshot!!!

66L

Trending #1: Qi Ke and Song Yushi Officially Announce Marriage

67L

!!!

68L

S.H.O.C.K.I.N.G. M.Y. M.O.M.

69L

A late-night bonus, I’m here to post the pictures!!!

70L

Post the pics!

【@Qi Ke: Experienced the feeling of being proposed to on my birthday. I said yes. @Song Yushi】

【@Song Yushi: We’re getting married.】

71L

It was actually Song Yushi who proposed? Qi Ke! And I even thought you were the top!

72L

I love the mature and steady older sister.

73L

Are there any details about the proposal! Where’s the cousin!

74L

Leaving the thread due to excessive blood loss.

75L

I’ve been blinded by the diamond, thank you.

76L

Am I the only one who saw that there are four other ring boxes on the dining table…

77L

Has Qi Yu’s chemistry reached this level? They even chose the same day to propose? So the Captain beat Keke to it? Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Keke isn’t afraid of anything, so why was she so timid about proposing?

78L

I don’t care! I want to hear the details! If there are no details, then I’m asking the fanfic writers of the Qi Yu circle to imagine it and write it for me!!!

79L

“Keke, are you willing to spend the rest of your life with me?”

“I do.”

Sorry, that was OOC.

80L

Even though it’s OOC, I’m still shipping it.

81L

I think the Captain would probably say: “Let’s get married.”

82L

That sounds like something the Captain would say. How would Keke reply?

83L

Reply? What reply? She’d just start making out with her!

84L

Damn! How did I not think of that! I can picture it now!

85L

The Captain and her little kid are going to be together forever.

86L

“From then on, they had a faith / Had the same direction to strive for / Searching in the vast sea of people / For that place called home.”

87L

As for loving you, I’ll use a lifetime to answer.

88L

Is everyone so poetic? I’m not that eloquent, so I’ll just wish Qi Ke and Song Yushi a long and happy life together!

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