Her Majesty was sleepy.
Just before Yu Lingshan got sleepy, Xu Shi had been chatting with her.
Xu Shi asked her, “When you knew I’d found out you were Heard, were you nervous?”
Yu Lingshan used Xu Shi’s shoulder as a pillow, then pulled Xu Shi down to lie on the sofa with her, draping her arms and legs over her. In a very relaxed tone, she said, “I was.”
Xu Shi hadn’t expected that answer. “I thought you didn’t care.”
Yu Lingshan smiled. “I just didn’t show it. I was putting on a brave face.”
Xu Shi smiled to herself, feeling a little satisfied, but it wasn’t enough. “How were you nervous?”
Yu Lingshan took Xu Shi’s hand and placed it on her own waist. “In the car, I was already thinking about how to explain it to you, how to say it in a way you could accept.” Yu Lingshan’s voice was very soft, and she fiddled with the strap on Xu Shi’s shoulder as she spoke. “After thinking for a long time, I decided it was better to just confess everything.”
After she finished, she patted Xu Shi’s stomach. “I care about you a lot. I was nervous all through dinner, thinking, it’s over, what if Xiao Zhi gets angry and ignores me? What if she goes straight again? My world would collapse, it’s so hard.”
Yu Lingshan’s teasing made Xu Shi laugh. “You’re exaggerating.” Then she asked, “Wasn’t there something else you wanted to tell me just now? You said you’d tell me one thing at a time.”
Yu Lingshan gave a lazy hum. “Let’s talk tomorrow.”
From that one sentence, it was obvious Yu Lingshan was sleepy, as if she were speaking with her last ounce of energy.
But Xu Shi was a little reluctant. “You’re not going to finish before you sleep? Scold me.”
Yu Lingshan laughed. “You knew I was going to scold you.”
Xu Shi: “You seem angry about this.”
Yu Lingshan: “I’ll be angry tomorrow. I’m in a pretty good mood right now.”
Xu Shi: “So you’re really going to be angry? Why?”
Xu Shi really wanted to entice Yu Lingshan into telling her, but Yu Lingshan refused, instead pulling Xu Shi down for a kiss.
And it wasn’t just a kiss; her hands started to wander.
Then, as Xu Shi deepened the kiss, Yu Lingshan suddenly stopped moving. Xu Shi lifted her head to find that Yu Lingshan had already fallen asleep.
Xu Shi let out a helpless laugh. She pulled Yu Lingshan’s hand out from inside her clothes, moved her legs off, and covered her with a blanket.
It seemed she really was exhausted. Despite all of Xu Shi’s movements, Yu Lingshan slept like a log.
So once again, she had gotten Xu Shi all worked up like this, only to fall asleep herself.
Now Xu Shi was wide awake. She tidied up the things on the table, then dragged the rug to the bathroom outside and mopped the floor while she was at it.
She thought doing all this would make her a little sleepy, but unexpectedly, she felt more and more energetic. The sky outside was even starting to lighten.
Xu Shi decided not to sleep at all. She fumbled around in the kitchen for a while and put on a pot of congee.
When she came back, she stared at Yu Lingshan for a moment, and a sudden idea popped into her head.
She carefully lifted the blanket off Yu Lingshan, then slid one hand under her head and the other under her legs. With a grunt, she tried to lift her.
A second later.
“Ah!”
“Oops.”
Two sounds rang out at the same time. Yu Lingshan, who had fallen back onto the sofa, been woken up, and was now being crushed, looked at Xu Shi in astonishment.
Xu Shi couldn’t help but laugh. “Sorry, sorry, sorry.”
Yu Lingshan: “What are you doing?!”
Xu Shi laughed and buried her face in Yu Lingshan’s shoulder, patting her on the head to try and soothe her. “I wanted to carry you.”
Yu Lingshan took a slow breath in, then slowly exhaled. “If you weren’t Xu Shi, you’d be dead right now.”
Xu Shi’s laughter grew louder. “My mistake, my mistake, my mistake.”
Yu Lingshan: “So what happened? You couldn’t lift me? Am I heavy?”
Xu Shi propped herself up and gave Yu Lingshan an apologetic kiss on the cheek. “No, I’m just inexperienced. I probably didn’t have the right balance.”
Yu Lingshan was exasperated. “Fine. Then carry me again. I’d like to see you try.”
Xu Shi stayed resting on Yu Lingshan’s shoulder, not daring to move.
Yu Lingshan fought to control her morning temper. “Xiao Zhi.”
Xu Shi chuckled. “What if I can’t lift you?”
Just thinking about it, Xu Shi could already feel that Yu Lingshan would get angry. Her original intention was to secretly test if she could carry her while she was asleep, so that in the future, when they were playing around, she could suddenly pull a move like this.
But now, not only had she failed to lift her, she had also fallen and crushed her awake.
Yu Lingshan: “Carry me.”
Xu Shi didn’t dare delay. She stood up again and took a deep breath.
But with Yu Lingshan watching her like that, her breath instantly deflated.
“Hahahahahaha,” Xu Shi burst out laughing. “Don’t look at me like that.”
Yu Lingshan laughed too. “Come on, my big alpha top.”
Xu Shi cleared her throat, bit her lower lip, and, learning from her previous mistake, quickly adjusted her posture. This time, she lifted Yu Lingshan up in one go.
Finally, a success.
“Not bad,” Yu Lingshan sounded quite pleased.
Then she asked, “Can you carry me into the bedroom?”
Xu Shi’s entire core was straining. “I’m afraid… not.”
Yu Lingshan laughed. “With those skinny arms and legs… put me down.”
Xu Shi first placed Yu Lingshan’s legs on the sofa, but before she could even stand up properly, Yu Lingshan suddenly shifted, turning to face her and wrapping herself around Xu Shi like a koala.
Xu Shi supported her as she heard her ask, “This position should be fine, right?”
Xu Shi: “It is.”
Yu Lingshan nudged Xu Shi’s head with her own, her voice low. “Carry me inside. Quickly.”
When Yu Lingshan acted coquettishly, she was irresistibly soft. Of course, Xu Shi complied.
She turned and carried Yu Lingshan to the bed. After setting her down, however, Yu Lingshan didn’t let go, still clinging to her tightly and pulling her down as well.
Then she whispered softly in Xu Shi’s ear, “I want you.”
Xu Shi hadn’t anticipated this at all. The blood in her veins instantly started pounding, her body struggling to keep up with the rush of hormones.
She naturally accepted the invitation, but having not learned any new techniques during the night, she could only perform as usual with Yu Lingshan.
After they finished, Yu Lingshan was sleepy again, more ruthless than she was at four in the morning. Complaining that Xu Shi was being noisy, she kicked her right out of the room.
Leaving Xu Shi feeling utterly wronged.
The moment Xu Shi closed the door, she turned and opened WeChat, finding Weiwei.
These things really did happen suddenly. So at six-thirty in the morning, Xu Shi’s first greeting to Weiwei was: Friend, are you… you know… good at it?
On a beautiful weekend, Weiwei was of course asleep at this hour, so Xu Shi put her phone away after sending the message. What she didn’t know was that on the other end, Weiwei groggily saw the message and was instantly wide awake with excitement.
So Xu Shi had barely taken a few steps before her phone vibrated.
Weiwei: Is this what I think it is?
Xu Shi: Yes.
Weiwei: ???? You guys are going to do it?
Xu Shi sat down on the sofa and took a sip of water to calm herself before replying to Weiwei: We already did.
Weiwei: !!!!!!!!!!
Weiwei: Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Weiwei: Last night?
Xu Shi: Mmm.
Weiwei: I knew something would happen with you being that drunk.
Weiwei: Holy shit, holy shit!
Weiwei: Why are you asking me how my skills are? Is Yu Lingshan no good?
Xu Shi: She…
Xu Shi reread the message and realized Weiwei had most likely misunderstood.
So Xu Shi typed: I was the 1.
As expected, Weiwei: !!!!!!!!!!?????
Weiwei: You! Were! The 1?
Xu Shi: What’s wrong? Can’t I be the 1?
Weiwei: Damn, I never would have guessed!
Weiwei: I always thought you were a 0.
Weiwei: Our Teacher Yu is so alpha!
Weiwei: You topped her?
Even through the screen, Xu Shi could feel how excited Weiwei was.
Xu Shi smiled: That’s right.
Weiwei: Hahahahahahaha, what are you so proud of?
Weiwei: So, did Yu Lingshan complain that you were no good?
Xu Shi: Not really.
Xu Shi: She didn’t say I was bad, but she didn’t say I was good either.
Weiwei: Ah.
Xu Shi: Got any tricks?
Weiwei: This is something you have to explore on your own.
Weiwei: I can only provide you with some textual and video knowledge.
Xu Shi: That’s exactly what I was waiting for.
Weiwei: Here I come. What young lesbian doesn’t have a few films on hand?
Weiwei: Also, loosen up a bit, try some new things.
Weiwei: With bodies like yours, you have to play around, right? Don’t let it go to waste.
Xu Shi: Yes, Teacher Weiwei.
Weiwei: Aaaahhhh!
Weiwei: Let me shout a few more times before I go back to sleep.
Weiwei: Yu Lingshan is actually a 0!
Weiwei: Xu Shi, you’ve changed!
Weiwei: Wishing you a happy sex life!
Xu Shi: Thank you.
Not long after, Weiwei’s files started coming through, one after another. Her phone vibrated like crazy, as if she were getting a call.
It had to be said, ever since Xu Shi and Yu Lingshan got together, her chats with Weiwei had entered a new dimension. It was never like this before; they only shared their daily lives and complained about their situations. Now, with Yu Lingshan in the picture, Xu Shi discovered that Weiwei was surprisingly experienced in this area.
The congee in the pot began to release its fragrance. Accompanied by this light aroma, Xu Shi clicked on Weiwei’s first video.
But less than a second later, she exited it. Then she found Yu Lingshan’s headphones in the living room…
For the next half hour, Xu Shi’s mind was filled with nothing but sex.
You can do that?
You can even do that?
Half an hour later, a sudden phone call made Xu Shi jump out of her skin.
It was her mom. The call felt like being caught in the act, and Xu Shi’s tightly wound nerves instantly snapped.
But the phone only rang for two seconds before it stopped. Xu Shi quickly closed the video and called her mom back.
Her mom answered immediately. “You’re awake?”
Xu Shi’s heart was beating way too fast. She tried her best to breathe evenly. “Yeah. What’s up?”
Mom: “How much did you drink yesterday?”
Xu Shi thought for a moment. “Not much.”
Mom: “It’s nothing, I was just worried you drank too much. I only realized it was seven after I called. I didn’t expect you to be awake.”
Xu Shi: “It’s fine. I’m fine after a night’s sleep.”
Her mom hummed in agreement. “Is Yu Lingshan awake too?”
Xu Shi: “No.”
Mom: “If you’ve been drinking, eat something light in the morning. If you two don’t want to cook, you can come back here to eat. I’ll make extra.”
Xu Shi: “It’s okay, I’ve made congee.” As she said this, something occurred to her. “Um, Mom, do you know how to wash a rug? You can’t put it in the washing machine, right?”
“A rug? No, you can’t put a rug in the washing machine. It gets too heavy when it soaks up water. If it’s not too dirty, just give it a scrub,” her mom said, then asked, “What did you spill on it?”
Xu Shi hesitated. “Uh, just… some stuff.”
There was a pause of a few seconds on her mom’s end. “Just scrub it and rinse it. It’s not hard to wash.”
Xu Shi: “Oh.”
Mom: “When are you coming home?”
Hearing her mom’s tone, Xu Shi thought she was rushing her to come home. She thought for a moment and said vaguely, “I’ll see.”
Unexpectedly, her mom didn’t press her at all. “Okay. Let me know if you’re coming back for a meal.”
Xu Shi: “Got it.”
After hanging up, Xu Shi sat at the dining table for a few seconds to calm down, but it was no use. She opened the files Weiwei had sent her again.
She watched for two straight hours. If Yu Lingshan hadn’t suddenly emerged, Xu Shi might have become addicted to porn.
“You made congee?” Yu Lingshan asked as she came out.
Xu Shi put away her phone and headphones. “Mmm.”
Thankfully, Yu Lingshan was still sleepy. Otherwise, with Xu Shi looking as guilty as a thief, Yu Lingshan would have definitely noticed and questioned her relentlessly.
Yu Lingshan dragged her heavy feet over and, without a word, sat right down on Xu Shi’s lap, leaning against her and yawning.
Yu Lingshan’s body had a different warmth from her own. Having just watched all that stuff, Xu Shi’s heart immediately started to race.
So Xu Shi asked, “Don’t you want to sleep a little longer?”
Yu Lingshan shook her head. “No, I have to go to the company later.”
The first bucket of cold water was poured.
Xu Shi: “To the company? Do you have something on today?”
Yu Lingshan was very sleepy. “Mmm, I have to meet a few clients today.”
Xu Shi: “Then will you have any free time today?”
Yu Lingshan: “Probably not.”
The second bucket of cold water was poured.
Yu Lingshan asked, “What’s wrong? Is there something you want to do with me?”
Xu Shi’s mind was screaming, I want to do you.
But what she said was, “Nothing, it’s just Sunday.”
Yu Lingshan hummed in a low voice and continued to lean against her without asking any more questions.
It seemed the only thing that could wake Yu Lingshan up this early in the morning was work.
Without any prompting from Xu Shi, she sat up and ate her congee.
“It’s still early,” Yu Lingshan said after she finished eating.
Xu Shi nodded. “Mmm.”
Yu Lingshan picked up her phone from the table. “Since it’s early, let’s settle a score.”
Xu Shi: “What score?”
Yu Lingshan gave Xu Shi a cool glance, then said, “You know I have a security camera at home, right?”
Xu Shi: “I know.”
Yu Lingshan said, “Okay,” and handed her phone to Xu Shi.
On the phone was a video. Xu Shi took it, glanced at Yu Lingshan, and pressed play.
The video was from the angle of the home security camera. The section focused on the front door had been clipped out.
The first few seconds were uneventful. Starting from the sixth second, the door opened from the outside, and Xu Shi saw two people enter—herself and Yu Lingshan.
Xu Shi glanced at the timestamp in the top left corner and calculated that it must have been the night she went to the bar, when Yu Lingshan brought her home drunk.
Feeling puzzled, Xu Shi continued to watch. At the twenty-second mark, she raised her eyebrows in surprise.
She had grabbed Yu Lingshan’s wrist and pinned her against the door?
The momentum was completely off, and it was something Xu Shi would never do.
Xu Shi looked up at Yu Lingshan, who just smiled and gestured with her eyes for her to keep watching.
Xu Shi continued, but she had no idea that an even bigger shock was waiting for her.
About ten seconds later, Xu Shi’s eyes flew wide open.
What???
Why were they kissing?
What- what was happening?
It was clear to the naked eye that they were kissing fiercely. The video had no sound, but Xu Shi could almost hear Yu Lingshan’s breathing in her ears.
Xu Shi checked the time again. It was definitely that day.
As the video continued, there was a new development.
Yu Lingshan had been wearing a short skirt that day, and the Xu Shi in the video… her hand… it slid down Yu Lingshan’s waist, lifted her leg, and wrapped it around her own waist.
Kissing and touching at the same time.
With an especially practiced air.
This… this was her??
