Xi Jianlan, the number one dandy troublemaker of the Thirteen States, lived in luxury and indulgence, offending all the big shots, yet still acted tyrannically under his family’s protection.
Until one day, the entire Xi family was slaughtered.
Xi Jianlan alone survived, lost all his cultivation, and became a sickly person who would cough up blood every three steps.
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Once Xi Jianlan fell from grace, his mortal enemies all kicked him while he was down, competing to take revenge.
——Through spinning tall tales and playing the fool, Xi Jianlan successfully concealed his identity and survived.
Until one day, facing a big shot he had somehow offended in the past who held a blade to his throat, Xi Jianlan had a flash of inspiration and spouted nonsense.
“Sheng Jiao has deep-rooted feelings for me! He is wise and mighty, his cultivation should rank first in the Thirteen States! If you harm me, you’ll have no good fruit to eat.”
Sheng Jiao: “……”
Sheng Jiao withdrew his sword and said impassively: “Is that so?”
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YOU ARE A DANMEI ANGEL TRANSLATOR! I’ve been checking daily—yes, literally every single day—to see if the old translator would update. I even started learning Chinese just to brave MTL hell… :’) I’m about to cry from joy!
This novel is something else. It sucks you in and leaves you yearning for more with unholy fervor! Again, thank you sooooo much for picking and translating it; I will be eagerly waiting for the updates <3
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Thank you so much for translating this one, it’s so good and so ridiculously funny 😭