[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “What do you mean?”
[Current] Wuji: What could I mean? Weren’t you the one who said Omegas should be elegant and that cursing shows poor quality?
[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “Are you mental?”
[Current] Wuji: Heh.
[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “I paid you all, and you failed, got me killed, and now you’re insulting me? What kind of garbage assassin guild are you? Fuck!”
[Current] Wuji: I didn’t insult you. Am I not speaking the truth? [Pitiful]
[Current] Little Red Koi: ???
[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “I’m not stupid. What’s your assassin guild playing at? Why aren’t you responding?”
Little Red Koi’s voice rose several octaves, but compared to his previous moment of shock, he had now reverted to his pinched, falsetto voice, making Jiang Yuan’s skin crawl.
[Current] Assassin A: *cough cough* Sorry, sorry, this mission was our fault. We failed to protect you. We’ll refund double the commission, and count this mission as a failure.
[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “A refund is useless! Trash assassin guild. You can’t even protect your client. You still call yourselves assassins? Uninstall the game and get lost!”
[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “I’m going to tell everyone about you bunch of garbage. You can’t even beat my enemy, and now you’re insulting me! Trash quality, don’t expect any more business from me in the future!”
[Current] Assassin A: Are you sure you want to do that?
[Current Voice] Little Red Koi: “Apologizing now won’t help, heh.”
[Current] Assassin A: Well, suit yourself [Smile]
[World] Little Red Koi: Garbage assassin guild, can’t even kill properly but still take revenge missions? Heh, calling out [Assassin A][Wuji], insulting their client too, heh.
[World] I’m A Star: Isn’t this Assassin A supposed to be pretty good? Got counter-killed?
[World] I’m Your Father: Assassins? What chunni[mfn]”中二病” (zhōng èr bíng, literally “second-year middle school disease”) is a term borrowed from the Japanese concept “中二病” (chūnibyō). It describes a behavioral pattern typically seen in teenagers, characterized by fantasizing about having special powers, acting dramatically, and displaying exaggerated self-importance. While the term originated in Japan, it has been widely adopted in Chinese internet culture to describe both teenagers going through this phase and adults who exhibit similar delusional or grandiose behavior. It’s often used playfully or ironically to describe someone who acts overly dramatic or tries too hard to appear cool and mysterious, similar to how a middle school student might imagine themselves as the protagonist of their own story.[/mfn] trash is this?
[World] DogeCoin A: Haha, Assassin A is garbage, go die! Kill and quit the game, aren’t you server tyrants? Did you kill your client out of the game too this time? [Dog Head]
[World] eays: What the hell? Killing clients too? This quality… Boss, DM me! We accept all kinds of revenge killing services!
[World] I Love Eating Apples: Finally, someone’s calling out these chunni idiots? They’re just a bunch of middle schoolers. Their skills are average, and they’re only good at ganging up on people. Their methods are disgusting, serves these scumbags right!
…
Jiang Yuan and his group were a little confused. How did the Assassin Guild end up arguing with their client on the World Channel? One side typing in white text, the other voice-chatting abuse. Shouldn’t they be trying to kill him and Ji Rong? Of course, he and Ji Rong were not afraid at all.
However, this development was completely not in the plan.
Of course, Jiang Yuan had no intention of letting anyone get up. After killing them all ten times, he kept them pinned to the ground. With their mechas destroyed, they’d revive with only one health point. One slash and they’d be done. He and Ji Rong didn’t even need to do this; Armand and Mu An handled it themselves.
Armand whispered in the team voice chat: “What the hell? How did they end up fighting among themselves?”
Mu An got up from the ground, switched to a new mecha, and cast a puzzled glance at the world chat. “No idea.”
His gaze then fell on a white mecha on the ground, with the ID [Wuji] floating above its head. During the fight earlier, he noticed this white mecha barely attacked him. To be precise, this person had been slacking off the entire time. He initially thought they were just there to make up numbers, but this person had actually confronted that homewrecker!
Strange.
As Mu An thought of this, a clear voice suddenly reached his ears.
It wasn’t deliberately lowered or pinched, but rather a pleasant tone somewhere between a male Alpha and Omega.
“They actually posted it in World Chat. Are homewreckers all this shameless?”
Mu An received the voice notification – the speaker was Wuji.
[World] Wuji: This incident was indeed due to our assassin guild’s inadequate abilities. We’ll refund double the commission as per the rules, but as for insulting them? I don’t think that was wrong [Smile]
[World] Wuji: After all, I really hate homewreckers!
[World] Assassin A: I hate them too.
[World] Assassin Mengmeng: Me too!
[World] Assassin Suibuwan: +1
[World] Grape&Melon: Wait, I smell gossip!
…
The world chat suddenly exploded with messages.
[World] I’m So Sweet: Requesting to exclude sisters who were cheated. I was cheated to end up as a mistress just a few days ago, wuwuwu!
[World] Sunflower Blooming: Being cheated doesn’t count!
[World] Wuji: I’ll post the details on the forum later. After all, this whole weird Omega drama is something for everyone to enjoy. Also, the assassin guild announces its official dissolution from today. We won’t take any more revenge killing missions.
After sending the world message, Wuji silently rolled his eyes inside his mecha. He’d already been irritated with this client. Taking money to solve problems was normal, and he’d started the assassin guild mainly out of chunni fantasy. Killing for money was just another way to play the game.
He’d done all sorts of missions before, including helping homewreckers and scumbags kill their original partners. He used to think nothing of it, but recently…
Recently his Omega sister encountered something similar. Although she wasn’t cheated on, she was cheated to be an affair partner. That Alpha lied about being single, and after dating his sister, the original partner found out. His sister showed the original partner their chat logs, but the original partner seemed to lose all reason, convinced that her man had been seduced, and hired people to hunt his sister. Those dirty tactics… were all learned from his assassin guild.
He realized how disgusting their assassin guild truly was and had been considering disbanding the team.
He had been by his sister’s side recently and hadn’t managed the guild’s affairs, so his good friend Assassin A had taken this mission. Since they already accepted the money, he naturally had to come, but as soon as he arrived, he felt frustrated. It was another cheating drama!
Bai Li stared at the assassin Wuji’s message in World Chat, stunned for a moment before gritting his teeth and demanding: “What’s your assassin guild playing at?”
Wuji chuckled: “Exposing you!”
[Current Voice] Bai Li[mfn]I’m not sure what happened hahaha it changed from Little Red Koi to Bai Li (his real name) so I’m changing too[/mfn]: “A-are you crazy? What will you get by exposing me?”
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Because I want to, and it makes me happy.”
[Current Voice] Bai Li: “You psycho! Who knows who’ll win in the end!”
Wait.
Bai Li froze as countless notification messages suddenly popped up before him.
[Assassin A] has added you to their kill list.
[Assassin Mengmeng] has added you to their kill list.
[Assassin Suibuwan] has added you to their kill list.
…
Dozens of kill list notifications suddenly appeared, leaving Bai Li dumbfounded.
[Current Voice] Bai Li: “You garbage assassins, Wenfeng-gege will be done with class soon. If you’ve got the guts, don’t log off. Just you wait!”
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Who said anything about logging off! Who’s afraid of who?”
After their argument, Wuji waited for his death cooldown to end. Still lying on the ground, he quietly typed in white text: Da Ge, when I get up, could you not kill me? I’ll help you kill [Little Red Koi]!
Jiang Yuan glanced at the message but ignored it.
Seeing this, Wuji figured that once he got up and repaired his mecha, he could stomp on Little Red Koi. The boss wouldn’t need to work so hard. But the moment he clicked respawn, his screen turned grey again.
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Da Ge???”
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Da Ge, I really don’t have any other intentions, I just can’t stand him!”
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Da Ge, look at me! Aren’t you bored here? Let us help you bury him!”
Wuji: [Cute]
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Boss, are you there?”
Wuji kept talking and making strange noises over voice chat, annoying Jiang Yuan. When Wuji saw the boss move slightly, he thought Jiang Yuan was going to release him. However, what he received instead was a system notification.
[System Notice: 7592101 has blacklisted you, voice messages cannot be delivered]
[Current Voice] Wuji: “Are all bosses this aloof?”
Bai Li lay on the ground, but Mu An didn’t step on him. Instead, he spoke through voice chat: “Bai Li, right?”
Seeing no response, Mu An continued: “Actually, I’m quite grateful to you. If it weren’t for your appearance, I might have married Li Wenfeng in a year or two and completed the full bond mark.”
“Recognizing his true nature before being marked was a blessing in disguise. I don’t object to you being with him, but smearing my name behind my back is really pointless.”
Bai Li lay on the ground and sneered: “Grateful to me? You think I’m like you? That I’ll be abandoned? I, Bai Li, will never be dumped in this lifetime. Only I dump others!”
Mu An said gravely: “Do you think Li Wenfeng really likes you? He might just be playing with you, have you considered that? No matter how your relationship is going, whatever you do, don’t let him mark you…”
[Current Voice] Bai Li: “Trying to sow discord between us? Let me tell you, don’t even think about it. Wenfeng-gege and I have a great relationship!”
[Current Voice] Mu An: “Just be careful. As an Omega, you’re the vulnerable one. Alphas don’t suffer consequences no matter what they do, but removing a bond mark causes severe physical damage to an Omega.”
[Current Voice] Bai Li: “Such fake concern!”
Mu An looked down at the newly revived mecha on the ground and struck Bai Li once, laying him out again.
He used to think Li Wenfeng was a decent person because he seemed so gentle. But after discovering Li Wenfeng’s infidelity, he began recalling past events and realized what a scumbag he truly was.
He’d discovered the affair through the Peach app. A few days ago, when his communicator broke, he used his old one. The same one Li Wenfeng had borrowed for a while six months ago when he lost his. It was still logged into Li Wenfeng’s account.
He’d downloaded Peach to check his heat cycle but found an additional heat cycle prediction that wasn’t his.
When he checked the settings and saw it was Li Wenfeng’s account, he noticed the dates were completely different from Bai Li’s.
Obviously, it was tracking another Omega’s heat cycle, not Bai Li’s.
Initially, he felt a bit of schadenfreude and wanted to see Bai Li’s downfall, but then felt sympathy as a fellow Omega… That’s why he’d said those words earlier, but since this person wouldn’t listen… well, he couldn’t help someone who seemed brain-damaged.
[Current Voice] Mu An: “Believe it or not, it’s up to you.”
As he spoke, Armand beside him said with a smile: “Senior, you’re too kind, even warning this homewrecker?”
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