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LG Chapter 35

Chapter 35

Translator: She.Wee


Chapter 35

6 Revenge (1)

「Noeul: I posted it!!」

「Noeul: I guess you’re asleepㅜ ㅎㅎ Goodnight♡ Dream of me!」

The message had arrived at dawn. What was he doing up so late? I swung my legs out of bed, my feet landing on the floor. A baseball bat that had been carelessly left under the bed got kicked in the process. I suddenly wondered if Noeul, who had been complaining about feeling dizzy all day yesterday, was feeling any better.

「Me: Is your head okay?」

「Me: If it hurts, don’t go to school and visit a hospital first….」

Noeul didn’t respond—maybe he was busy getting ready in the morning.

When I checked the guild chatroom, which had way more messages than usual, it seemed they had been talking about a post Noeul had uploaded.

「neutaaaa: Not really shocking? It’s surprising, but to me, both are just Meowie-obsessed lunatics….」

「neutaaaa: Wait, not lunatics, just one lunatic HAHAHA」

「Ji9star: For real? I was so shocked I accidentally made ramen….」

「neutaaaa: ??」

「Ji9star: I came to my senses, and the water was boiling.」

「neutaaaa: That’s… quite a rational reaction.」

「Ji9star: But didn’t you freak out about anything related to Sunset just weeks ago? Where’s that energy now? LOLOL」

「neutaaaa: Wait, hold on LoL You’re right LOLOL Did Sunset brainwash me or something?」

「Ji9star: Meowie God T_T It must be shocking, but don’t freak out LOLOLOL….」

「Ji9star: has posted an announcement: ‘Make sure to view it on PC… (Read more)』」

「neutaaaa: Excuse me LOL You’re telling us not to freak out, yet you’re making announcements LOLOLOL」

「Ji9star: You have to see it when you wake up T_T Everyone’s so weak…. Are we the only ones awake at this hour?」

「Ji9star: The sun’s still high in the sky, tsk tsk.」

「neutaaaa: ? Get a grip. That’s the moon; not the sun.」

The announcement contained a link: “Make sure to view it on PC www.illus…(Read more).”

Clicking the link brought me to the freeboard page. After switching to the PC version via settings, the interface changed, and grandiose music began playing through the speakers.

Bam-ba-ba-bam-bam-ba-ba-ba-bam-bam-ba-bam!

“…….”

Kyungsoo briefly wondered if this was really the explanatory post written by Cheon Noeul.

“What… is this?”

The music wasn’t the only baffling thing. Glitter was cascading down the post’s background. Struggling to focus amidst the distractions, Kyungsoo finally managed to read the title, only to lose all words.

Title: Ta-da! Introducing my alt^^

Author: Sunset/MoonFairy

“…Sigh.”

Even the title was giving him a headache. The background music only added to the absurdity. In hindsight, he should’ve stayed up last night and read what Noeul posted right away. Regret gnawed at him as he scrolled down the screen with his finger.

Content: My alt is….

Drumroll, please!

 

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(Image)

Thank you ㅎㅎ

Even the few lines of text were in a rainbow of colors, making it even harder to take seriously. The attached image showed Noeul’s character in Isis’s restaurant, a speech bubble floating above their head:

“Hi, I’m Sunsetㅇㅅㅇ/”

With this, Noeul had once again proven his lack of sanity. No one had expected a coherent post from him, but no one could’ve imagined it’d be this ridiculous.

Predictably, the initial comments were mostly about how ridiculous it was, urging people not to give it attention. However, the tone shifted after Noeul commented.

– Cheon Noeul: Yeah, don’t believe meㅇㅅㅇ

└ ??

└ What, are you selling out your alt account?

└ …? Hacked?

The audacity of posting something like this and then sending a casual message saying, “I posted it!” was baffling. But since it was undeniably his post, there wasn’t much room for argument. Even if Kyungsoo complained, Noeul would probably just brush it off, claiming, “What’s wrong with it? I wrote it.” The fact that everyone now knew the two were the same person was enough.

The board was completely flooded with chatter about Cheon Noeul. Just then, a preview notification popped up on the screen.

「Noeul: That’s too much.」

「Noeul: Was it wrong to tell you to dream about me? Or was it the heart emoji? But calling me crazy because of that is going too far T_T!!!」

“…What is he even talking about now?”

And then, two consecutive crying bunny emojis followed. It wasn’t like he had said something he shouldn’t have. Why? Kyungsoo, feeling bewildered, re-entered the chatroom and re-read his own messages to check.

「Me: Is your head okay?」

「Me: If it hurts, don’t go to school. Go to the hospital first….」

How could this be misunderstood? Noeul must’ve been out of his mind. Well, more so than usual. Kyungsoo sighed as he read the messages. This time, the bunny emoji had started sulking. If he didn’t reply quickly, it seemed like Noeul might dig all the way down to the Earth’s core. That would make the already annoying guy even more unbearable.

「Me: No, seriously. Are you okay after getting blindsided yesterday?」

「Noeul: Oh.」

「Me: I’m just trying to care…」

「Noeul: Yes!! I’m fine!!!!♡♡ I’ll go to the hospital if it hurts later!」

「Me: Sure.」

「Noeul: Oh, right, hyung. You haven’t read my post yet, have you?」

It was almost as if Noeul’s voice was whispering in his head, “Tada~ Let me introduce my sub-character to you^^.” That mocking tone filled with laughter annoyed Kyungsoo even more.

「Noeul: Hyung?」

「Me: I read it. Go to the hospital; you’re not okay.」

「Noeul: I worked so hard on it…T_T」

「Me: Yeah, I can tell.」

「Noeul: What’s wrong with it? What’s the issue?」

「Me: Hmm…」

Kyungsoo captured screenshots from the post, circling everything from the title to the content in large red circles. When he sent it to Noeul, all he got back was a simple, “Everything? T_T” followed by more crying. Even without seeing him, Kyungsoo knew Noeul’s expression must’ve been pitifully droopy. Surprisingly, imagining that face lifted Kyungsoo’s mood just a tiny bit.

The guild members couldn’t stop worrying about him all day.

I was surprised, but I’m fine. I knew about it beforehand. I even nearly ended up at the police station by accident yesterday. Oh, and that crazy post? Yeah, I told him to write it. By the way, surprise! I actually know him in real life. We even met up yesterday. Shocking, huh? …But there was no way he could say that out loud.

When morning came, one guild member, MeowieMeowMeow, found out about the situation and was taken aback by the unexpected news. However, he had to appear calm. At the same time, he couldn’t seem too indifferent. He needed to show just the right amount of anger to avoid seeming suspicious. Just the right amount.

「Me: Good thing you don’t get arrested for murder in games, lol.」

「al0ha: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL」

「PoseidonLeader: Yeah, screw that punk Cheon Noeul. Let’s kill him. I’ll help you.」

「neutaaaa: Too many witnesses for a conspiracy to commit a crime here, lol.」

「HalloweenEggplant: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL」

「Ji9star: Wow, even our guild master hates Cheon Noeul. Amazing.」

「ParkRoach: Meowie-nim, it’s been a while since you got mad… Should we call him Sunset or Cheon Noeul?」

「Me: He’s gonna die anyway, so call him whatever you want, lol.」

「PeaPea: Kill Sunset a hundred times if you want, but don’t quit the game T_T.」

By now, Kyungsoo had heard people telling him not to quit the game more than a hundred times. Even if Noeul had publicly outed himself as Sunset on the forums without consulting him, it wasn’t a valid reason to quit the game. Sure, he’d be mad enough to drag the guy out and interrogate him, but quitting wasn’t an option. He’d come too far for that.

“Kim Kyungsoo! We’re heading to the karaoke. Wanna join?”

It was a familiar school uniform.

“Oh…? Maybe next time.”

“Fuck, this asshole’s bailing again.”

And an equally familiar silhouette.

“Someone’s waiting for me at the gate. I’ll come next time.”

“Who’s gonna invite you next time?”

“You will… obviously.”

Kyungsoo squinted toward the school gate, instantly recognizing a light brown head peeking around. He could bet his account password it was Noeul. And sure enough, it was him.

This time, too, Noeul had shown up unannounced. The moment he saw Kyungsoo walking toward him, Noeul’s face lit up with delight.

“What now?”

Something didn’t feel right. With a wary glance, Kyungsoo observed Noeul. The latter suddenly beamed and shouted:

“Hyung, let’s date!”

Kyungsoo froze, glancing around in panic. Thankfully, no one seemed to have overheard their conversation. Kyungsoo grabbed Noeul by the collar and pushed him against the wall.

Ah…. Noeul’s cheeks flushed. Only when Kyungsoo stomped on his foot did his expression return to normal. Leaning closer, Kyungsoo hissed in a low, threatening tone.

“What the fuck are you saying?! Are you trying to fucking mess with me?”

Noeul’s face twisted in indignation as he retorted, “Why not? You promised before!”

“…Oh. The game? You’re talking about the game, right?”

“Yes? Yes. If we start dating today, it’ll overlap with the Valentine’s Day event for our 100-day anniversary! We can even hold a commitment ceremony after that.”

“Then just say that, damn it. Don’t scare people. I’m not interested in the Valentine’s Day exclusive items anyway.”

“I’ll get them for you! I love events like these!”

“…Fine. Do whatever you want. But next time, let me know before you show up. I almost went to the karaoke because I didn’t see you.”

“If I told you beforehand, I might miss you. Let’s go and start dating already!”

“Unbelievable.”

Kyungsoo sighed. He had promised to do this anyway. Still, he couldn’t deny Noeul’s antics annoyed him. As he walked ahead, leading the way to Noeul’s house, Noeul cheerfully followed behind.

Once inside, Noeul grabbed his laptop and powered it on.

“I sweated a lot earlier… I must smell, right? I’ll take a quick shower and be right back.”

There wasn’t any smell, though. As Kyungsoo glanced up, Noeul had already started unbuttoning his shirt.

Panicking, Kyungsoo quickly turned his head away. What the hell…? Why doesn’t he change in his room? Why does he have to do it in front of me?!

“Should I set up your game screen while I’m at it?”

“Yeah! I’ll be quick!”

After watching Noeul enter the bathroom, Kyungsoo let out a sigh of relief. His gaze shifted to the screen, where Noeul’s username, cjssunset123, stood out prominently on the login screen.

CJS… Sunset? Cheon… Sunset?

Kyungsoo hesitated before typing in cheonnoeulzzangzzang123. With a soft click, the character selection screen popped up.

“…Unbelievable.”

Two avatars appeared: Sunset and MoonFairy. The little avatar of Sunset struck a cute idle animation, looking straight at him.

It all felt very real now—this weirdo who clung to him in-game and in real life was Cheon Noeul. And he actually liked him.

“Wait a second. This… could be a problem.”

It was just a game confession, but in reality, Noeul might genuinely think they were dating. With him, it wasn’t an impossible scenario.

When Noeul emerged from the bathroom, Kyungsoo resolved to clarify their relationship once more, ensuring Noeul understood it was purely for the game.

As soon as he logged into the game, he found himself in front of Isis Village. Immediately, private messages began flooding in.

[PM] Roxy: Did you see the forum post? LOL.

[PM] Rainbow: Stay strong T_T

[PM] GreenAppleCheong: Are you okay? T_T Please check your mail when you’re free >_<

[PM] GodlikeChulsoo: Hey, hello! Sorry to bother you, but I heard you logged in… If you need some fiery revenge, let me know. Check your mail!

“…What the hell is this?”

Revenge? On what? And how exactly was he supposed to do that?

[Guild] PoseidonLeader: What’s the plan? You’re not just gonna kill him and let it end there, are you?^^

The pressure was overwhelming.

It felt a bit overwhelming. A strong premonition arose that something needed to be done.

[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: “Hyung-nim¹ lol Should we wait at the guild zone?”

[Guild] MeowieMeowMeow: “No, it’s fine lol I’ll take care of it myself lol”

[Guild] HalloweenEggplant: “LOLOLOLOL Alright, Boss!^^ Call us if you need us! LOLOLOLOL”

[Guild] Ji9star: “Shaking…”

Right, revenge. Whether by killing Sunset or declaring war, something had to be done. Perhaps a public execution of Sunset in the guild zone for all to see. Kyungsoo decided to ask Noeul if it was okay to kill their character. He knocked on the bathroom door. There was no sound of water—seemed like Noeul was already done showering.

“Cheon Noeul, you’re done, right?”

“Huh? Y-Yeah…”

“I have something to ask you real quick.”

“W-Wait a minute…!”

Kyungsoo swung the door open. Startled, Noeul quickly wrapped a towel around their waist and crossed their arms in front of their chest in an ‘X’ shape.

“…What are you doing?”

 


1.Hyung-nim in Korean is usually used by gang members to address their boss.

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  1. Nes 🪼 says:

    Ty for the update !! ^^ can’t wait to see their wedding haha

  2. UNIVERSEOFSHIT says:

    It’s 3:03am right now and i keep giggling loudly :;(∩´﹏`∩); anyway thank you for the translation 🎀

  3. Pudim says:

    Noeul I’ll have his Marie Antoinette moment lol
    “Hyung-nim” is also used to refer to a male that is older than you
    Thank you for the chapter <3

  4. scarameowmiau says:

    Thank you for the update! I loved it! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

  5. Angel says:

    Thank you for all the updates on this beautiful novel! I’ll be sure to check out your other translation soon.

  6. Chickgget says:

    When is the next chapter gonna come, does anybody know?😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

  7. Chickgget says:

    When thenext episode comin😭

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