LG Chapter 49

Translator: She.Wee

Chapter 49

Title: (Urgent) MeowieMeowMeow’s Wedding with Sunset (s) in 30 Minutes

Author: Charismas/Hero

Content: (Photo)

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just saw the wedding announcement, and my heart is still racing T-T;; I wrote this in a rush, so please forgive any weird wordingT^T;;

I started playing after Sunset got banned, so I haven’t experienced firsthand how much of an asshole he is, but just from the community posts, it’s obvious he’s a complete asshole T^T.

Whereas MeowieMeowMeow helped me out a lot when I was a newbie. Even when I randomly asked them to run a dungeon with me, they agreed without hesitation, so it saddens me even more T-T;;

Honestly, I’m not the only one who got help from them, right? Didn’t most people who didn’t quit the game turn into veterans by now? LOL I heard there’s even a level 14 guild master now. Anyway, those who’ve been helped know just how amazing it is to help a random newbie like that. LOL.

 

So, to get to the point…

Is anyone up to ☆Crash☆ the wedding?!?

I seriously think Sunshit brainwashed MeowieMeowMeow. He’s really not like this. I’m sure his judgment’s just clouded, and this is just a temporary mistake T^T;;

I heard if you don’t clear all the monsters within the time limit, the wedding will fail!! If the server lags really badly, it might be possible, right? T-T I’m going to equip every single flashy effect item I have and join in. If any Moonfairy or healer have time, please drop by and use some stuns or debuffs. I’m begging you T^T.

 

(58 comments have been posted.)

 

– OMG, heading straight to a PC café right now

└ Thank youㅠㅠ

– LOLLLLL crashing a wedding LMAO this is gonna be hilarious! I’m going in fully geared with my afterimage set~

└ Will that cause lag?

└ Yeah, a ton LOL even in a PC café

└ No wonder LOL, guess I’ll equip my afterimage gear too

– Why do you sound so calm for someone planning to crash a wedding? LOL

– Is it just me, or does this post have hidden cries for help? Like Morse code spelling out “save me”? LOL

└ 2222 LOL

└ LOL 333

– GMs, if this post goes viral, please take it down right away TT If they find out, it’s gonna be a massacre again.

– Honestly, we should send some kind of compensation to them… I just wired 100 million gold.

└ Oh! Great idea

└ Guys, they keep refunding the money through mail. So create a new alt, send the money from that, and delete the character afterward.

└ Got it!!

└ Who was that? The “Grateful Magpie” just showed up in front of me LOL what a nickname!

– I never got help from them, but I sent some gold too, like feeding a stray cat… Poor thing, stuck with Sunset… tsk tsk.

└ LOLLLLL

└ That’s sweet LOL

– This is insane LOL the lag started right at the palace entrance LOL

└ This is gonna be fun LOL

– All the server’s top-ranking players are here HAHA Just their weapons alone must be worth a fortune?? If a bomb went off here, all the loot would be mine.

└ ??? LOL

└ Hello, future Sunset

└ You psycho LOL

– Honestly, I’m just enjoying this whole situation so much.

– 5 minutes left LOL

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Title: Yo, Sunset and Meowie’s Wedding Was a Blast LOL

Author: NextdoorThief/Gunner

Content: ※Warning: Heavy text incoming※

※Warning: Long post※

Hey guys, today was so much fun LOL Let’s do this again sometime!

Seriously, it was a legendary party, but since it happened guerrilla-style within 30 minutes, a lot of people missed it LOL I felt bad, so I’m writing this to let you experience it indirectly through text.

Actually, I missed the announcement too because I was on a bathroom break. I was just heading to Isis for my next legendary quest when…

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Do you see this crowd? LOL Freaking packed!!

There were way more people than usual in Isis, and the lag was INSANE LOL Even the AFK players weren’t just standing around! I’ve never seen Isis like this before! Not even on the first day of an event! LOL Anyway, everyone was moving together, so I asked around and this is what I got:

??: We’re crashing a wedding.

Me: !!!

??: Wanna join?

Yes, absolutely. Thank you for inviting me.

And that’s how I joined, not even knowing whose wedding it was. (Best decision ever^^) Honestly, today was the most fun I’ve had playing this game LOL Even all the top-ranking players showed up LOL

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Before the wedding even started, it felt like the server was going to crash.

If PVP had been enabled in the wedding hall, everyone would have died already, lol. It would’ve turned into a mass funeral instead of a wedding. The lag was unbearable because of all the people with flashy effects, and Sunset was getting really annoyed.

Sunset: “Hey, anyone who’s not from our guild, get out. Seriously. >:(“

LOL

LOL

Nope, not leaving.

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Moonfairies kept debuffing Sunset while the guild members from Melody kept cheering on, lol. It was like they were living for today. Apparently, those cheering emotes were a one-year anniversary limited edition? I had never seen them before, so it was fascinating.

But seriously, what kind of life did Sunshit live in the game that not a single guild member stopped them from debuffing their own guild leader? There was even some crazy person shooting fireworks, telling everyone to keep going, and handing out fireworks for others to join in.

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And this guy. Why was the bald guy from Poseidon acting up so much? He kept showing off his newly customized eyes, asking everyone to admire them and even demanded a photo. So I took one for him. Then, he kept bouncing all over the guest seats while throwing in-game money, lol.

Hahaha.

Thank you.

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Poseidon’s guild master was literally the only calm one there.

Poseidon Leader: “Everyone, please sit quietly when the wedding starts, okay? :)”

Yeah, obviously no one listened. The loudest people in the global chat were all from Poseidon. So I asked if everyone in Channel 3 knew each other in real life.

ParkRoach: “? Nah, we just met, so it’s kinda awkward.”

neutaaaa: “Yeah, same…”

Ah… so they’re just shy.

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Then, this white-haired Knight Spear kept yelling for someone faster than him to step forward. He even said he’d give 1 billion gold to anyone faster than him, so suddenly a race broke out. Even MeowieMeowMeow joined in, lol. At this point, it was more like a sports day than a wedding.

Sunset gave Meowie an Archangel’s kiss buff (the skill effect was so pretty, seriously TT). Then Meowie pulled out a harp, and suddenly it was like the parting of the Red Sea, lol. Everyone was cursing and scattering away. PvP wasn’t even enabled, so why were they all running away, lol?!

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Anyway, the wedding finally started! Everyone lost their minds when they saw Sunset in a wedding veil.

It was so fun before the ceremony started that I thought the actual wedding would be boring, but then the officiant NPC ran away and summoned wedding monsters instead! Even the players without special effects switched to effect-heavy gear and equipped afterimage items, so the screen just kept lagging horribly. It was so bad that I couldn’t take many screenshots after this point… TT.

The healers were freaking out, asking why healing skills weren’t working on the monsters (?? Are they okay?). But despite the crowd…

No one…

Was killing…

The monsters.

LOL. They were deliberately stalling, hoping the wedding would fail because they couldn’t kill all the monsters in time. So, only Sunset and Meowie were actually fighting the mobs while everyone else was too busy spamming chat and lagging the server.

Later, Meowie even asked if everyone had disconnected from the lag, lol. Honestly, I’ve never seen a wedding like this before.

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??: “I OBJECT TO THIS WEDDING!!”

Seriously, how many people shouted that? The sheer number of speech bubbles was hilarious and disturbing at the same time, lol.

I guess Meowie has a lot of fans since he helps newbies a lot? People were being so obnoxious that I thought Sunset might get mad and massacre everyone in the guild zone again, but instead…

Sunset: “Today’s a special day, so I’ll let it slide~ :)”

…They said they’d let it slide! For real!!!

So I got brave and started objecting to the wedding too, lol.

After all the monsters were finally defeated, Sunset kissed Meowie, but I didn’t capture that because I was busy throwing up, lol.

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“Channel 3 – Crowded”

Why was Channel 3 crowded on a weekday afternoon?! I think I experienced a lifetime’s worth of lag today.

Still, it was fun! LOL.

(238 comments have been posted.)

– “Wow, experiencing this secondhand is hilarious, lol.”

– “Meowie doesn’t have a ton of fans. Sunset just has a ton of enemies.”

└ “Oh, that makes sense, lol!”

└ “Actually, it’s probably a mix of both. Some are there to return favors.”

└ “Why assume Sunset can’t have fans?!”

└ “What are you saying? Are you Sunset’s alt account?”

– “So why did Meowie randomly propose to Sunset out of nowhere? I heard he proposed first??”

└ “Dunno, it’s one of the world’s greatest mysteries.”

└ “It must be a hack, lol.”

└ “I heard Sunset hacked the game and was controlling two PCs at once.”

└ “There’s also a rumor about multiple personalities, lol.”

– “I sent Meowie a consolation gift after the wedding.”

└ “You mean a wedding gift?”

└ “No, a consolation gift. Who in their right mind would congratulate this mess?”

– “I hope they divorce and hold another wedding!”

└ “Divorce, lol.”

└ “Delete this comment before you get wrecked tomorrow.”

└ “Why? Sunset said they’re letting things slide today, lol.”

– “Sunmeow sounds like a couple name, lol.”

└ “What do you mean? They are a couple.”

└ “?!”

└ “?? What is this madness? They literally just got married today!!”

– “Did anyone beat Ji9star? What happened to the 1 billion gold prize?”

└ “Nope, that dude’s super fast. Looked like he was teleporting.”

└ “I checked his gear earlier—every piece had speed boost stats, lol.”

– “Honestly, I hope they never divorce… Sunset without a leash would be terrifying. If they break up, everyone who attended today will get targeted for revenge. I’m scared.”

└ “Damn, now I’m getting chills.”

└ “LOL.”

└ “Why is this comment so funny?”

└ “For real though, this is why online weddings exist—to keep chaos contained. Please stay together forever, lol.”

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T/N: Here we go with the side stories!