Chapter 61
“I, I actually lied about going to bed early on Thursday!”
“…Huh?”
Noeul blinked blankly, having unexpectedly learned something in addition to the truth about his cell phone. He laughed in disbelief and moved his waist, shoving his thing inside.
“You said you were at home.”
“Ugh! No, because of Hyuk-ie’s promotion match… That bastard said he would buy me chicken, so I was helping him…”
“…Hyung.”
“The chicken was delicious…”
“…?”
The heat that he had barely been holding back exploded, and the walls became soaked with Noeul’s thing. Kyungsoo snapped his head around in shock as Noeul pulled his thing back a little, and the cloudy semen flowed down his thigh.
“Hey.”
“…No… It’s just that it was so absurd that you said it was delicious.”
Noeul muttered as if he was making excuses, recalling last Thursday. He remembered that he had suddenly been tired from the evening and said that he would go to bed early and see him tomorrow. …Why did you lie about something like that?
“Are you satisfied now? Let me go.”
Kyungsoo didn’t notice the dissatisfaction and absurdity in his words, and struggled, telling him to let go of his hands quickly.
“…!”
Noeul hugged Kyungsoo and spun him around, sitting him on top of him. Kyungsoo swallowed as his member, which was now bearing his weight, went even deeper.
“Hey…!”
“Why are you saying the chicken was delicious?”
“I-I’ll buy it for you. Let me go…”
“I can buy it myself, though?”
“…”
“This is a punishment for lying. What did you do so well to want me to let you go…”
“Damn it, what punishment? Are you my teacher?”
That wouldn’t be bad either. A smile spread across Noeul’s face, thinking that.
“Do you want to do a role play? Am I your tutor?”
“Are you crazy? Let me go…!”
“How do we start? Should I start first?”
“Damn it…!”
Unable to overcome the tingling heat, Kyungsoo forcibly removed Noeul’s hand, which was tightly gripping his thing. Noeul gently whispered in Kyungsoo’s ear.
“Kyungsoo-ya.”
“…”
At that moment, an overwhelming thrill and the heat that had been building up like fire burst out in vain. It was all because of his name, whispered in his ear without any room for argument. Kyungsoo, who had unexpectedly come, lowered his head and looked at the semen that had been ejaculated on his lower abdomen. He had nothing to say even if Cheon Noeul made fun of him for being premature, both now and then.
“…”
“…”
Cheon Noeul seemed to have sensed it as well, as Kyungsoo unknowingly tightened his rear end, and whispered Kyungsoo’s name once more in his ear. He couldn’t help but laugh at the twitching hole once more. Noeul smiled faintly and kissed Kyungsoo’s trembling lips with a smack. His member, which had already been increasing in size again, slowly began to move within his wet interior.
“Ugh, stop it…”
“Can’t do. Uh, maybe someone shouldn’t lie to their teacher.”
“You crazy bastard. If you’re my teacher, then I’m your ancestor!”
“…Ancestor?”
“Yeah! Stop it and pull it out!”
“Descendant play…? Should I call you grandpa?”
“Are you crazy?”
“That’s new… I don’t think I’ve ever seen it anywhere. But I know why it doesn’t exist. I don’t really want to do it.”
“You don’t, ugh, want to do it, then pull it out… Ah, there…!”
“You told me to pull it out, liar.”
“Ah!”
A wet tongue opened his mouth and came in, tangling with his own. His spine tingled at the sensation of his tongue being sucked. His waist was already vibrating, and his body was reacting very honestly to the stimulation. And Kyungsoo, who was weak to stimulation, thought he couldn’t help it and raised his arms to hug Noeul. He had completely forgotten about Cheon Noeul’s cell phone, which was probably in the living room by now.
Kyungsoo, who had been looking for a chance to escape, seemed to have gotten tired and lost all his energy at some point. Noeul followed him around until he fell asleep, guarding him like a hawk.
Only after Kyungsoo, who had been pretending to be asleep, had completely fallen asleep, did Noeul quietly get up and put his feet on the floor.
He had clearly connected his cell phone to the charger before going to wash up, but it wasn’t there. Noeul looked around, wondering where he had hidden it, and found his cell phone under the sofa.
When he turned on the screen, dozens of notifications popped up. He pressed the SNS icon with his finger, and before long, the corners of his lips, which had been tightly closed, began to slowly lift up.
“…Heh.”
There were dozens of “likes” on the strange comments that he could not have written. Looking at the time the comments were posted, there was only one person who could have done this.
Hyung, were you jealous? So, so cute…
Before he knew it, he was grinning and capturing the comments written by Kyungsoo, who had been “Cheon Noeul” for a while, and carefully placing them in his gallery. And he sent the captured photos to his email, just in case they were deleted later without anyone knowing.
Then he turned off the comment notification feature. Noeul went back into the room with a big smile, pulled the pile of blankets away from Kyungsoo, who was hugging them, and lay down between them. Kyungsoo’s warm arm rested on his chest, and his legs wrapped around his body.
“Hyung.”
“…”
“You were going to be caught soon anyway, why did you hide this?”
“…”
“I like you so much, I think I’m going to get hard again…”
Smooch.
Noeul kissed Kyungsoo’s face, which was red-eyed and asleep from being tormented all day long. Normally, he would have opened his drowsy eyes with this much kissing and gotten annoyed, telling him to stop and go to sleep, but he only twitched his eyebrows today, probably because he was too tired. He had to enjoy this moment. Because hyung wouldn’t let him do it on his face when he came to his senses tomorrow. Noeul launched a full-scale attack and kissed Kyungsoo’s cheeks, his tightly closed eyes, and even his lips.
“Ugh!”
“Mmn.”
Slap! Noeul, who had been fondling his face and kissing him for a while, quietly fell asleep after taking a taste of the sleeping person’s hand on his face.
The next day, as soon as Kyungsoo opened his eyes in a daze, Noeul, who was lying next to him, spoke to him with a cheerful tone.
“Did you sleep well?”
“Haaam… You never sleep. What time did you wake up?”
“I just woke up!”
“But did someone slap you? You’re a little red.”
“…Hyung did.”
He was talking nonsense again from the morning. How ridiculous. Kyungsoo scoffed, blinking his eyes, which wouldn’t open properly.
“Your eyes are so swollen. You look like a goldfish.”
“…”
Who was it that made me like this? He couldn’t even guess what time he had fallen asleep yesterday because he had been so out of it. Anyway, it was a disaster that he didn’t know his limits and just went for it once he started. Noeul gently wrapped Kyungsoo’s cheeks in his hands and stared intently at his face. Cheon Noeul pressed down on Kyungsoo’s cheeks and said with a grin.
“It’s a goldfish, a goldfish.”
“…”
“Cute…”
“Noeul-ah, do you think this is a game?”
“What does that mean?”
“It means this is the end of your life if you die by my hand.”
“…Hehe.”
He only had one life, so why was he being so cocky, cocky. Kyungsoo muttered that inwardly and raised his hand to mess up Noeul’s hair. Noeul’s head shook wildly at his somewhat strong touch. A bird’s nest had formed on his head. But Noeul was still grinning and smiling, even as his cheeks were being torn apart. He seemed to be in an even better mood than usual today. Kyungsoo felt a sense of resentment looking at Cheon Noeul, who was in a good mood.
“Why are you smiling!”
“Just because. It’s because I like you, hyung.”
“Oh… oh? Okay… I like you too.”
“I wonder if it’ll come up by tomorrow…”
“What?”
“It’s nothing! But your hair is a mess, do you want to shower together?”
“No. You shower alone, and I shower alone. And turn on the computer. I have to check my attendance…”
The day was clear. The pleasant sunlight was streaming in widely through the window. Kyungsoo, who didn’t know what was going to happen to him, stretched as a way of starting a peaceful day.
The incident broke out two days later, on Monday evening.
As soon as he connected the charger to his cell phone, which was turned off, and the power turned on, several notification messages popped up.
[Lee: Kim Kyungsoo, quickly look at the post you were tagged in!!]
He had received a message from a classmate. Tagged again, did that Kwon Taeyeol bastard tag him in another strange post? How does he know Kwon Taeyeol? Kyungsoo was thinking blankly and decided that he would block that bastard this time. He fully charged his fighting power and pressed down on the app icon with his finger.
But what appeared on the screen was a post that Kyungsoo had not expected at all.
***
We’re delivering to Korea University instead
#Run away…! #Hanjunjeon_32045th shout
Please be anonymous. ^^
After much deliberation, I’m reporting this, but I’m looking for the person who tripped while bringing a cup of ramen at the student cafeteria last Tuesday and fell face-first.
It was very loud, and I remember that you were wearing a long padding jacket from the Department of Architecture, but I’m probably sure about that. I have an IQ of 300 and I’m a special member of Mensa, so I usually don’t remember things wrong hehe ^^ I think you couldn’t eat properly because you were in a hurry to clean up with your friend who was wearing a white padding jacket, but I kept looking at you. I couldn’t control myself either. D:
By the way, I think I’ve fallen head over heels for that person’s clumsiness. I keep thinking about them when I eat, when I sleep, and when I shower. Do you perhaps… need a boyfriend? ^^ Please let me buy you a meal. Oh! I hope you’re healthy without taking any medication and that you haven’t had any surgery? ^^ It would be even better if your eyesight is 1.0 or higher and your blood type is B.
lol just kidding~ Was I witty?
hehe I hope you’ll call me hyung when I see you next time.
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“…?”
Kyungsoo’s expression gradually hardened as he read the post. It was true that he had fallen spectacularly in the student cafeteria last week and ruined his clothes with ramen soup, and it was a well-known fact among his classmates because his classmates had spread the rumor all over the neighborhood.
“Creepy. How did they know my eyesight and blood type…?”
It was all correct that his blood type was B and that his eyesight was 1.2 on both sides. Do I look like I have good eyesight and a B blood type at first glance? Kyungsoo was getting confused.
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▶Lee Hwayoung: @Jung Minhee hyung lolololololololol it was a guy lololololol the last line is so creepy lolololololol
└Jung Minhee: lololololol It’s creepy in many ways lololololol
▶Kim Minhyuk: lololololol @Kim Kyungsoo be careful of your organs
▶Ko Seunghye: @Hyun Jihoon judging by the tone, I think it’s a graduate student, not a senior lol
└Hyun Jihoon: Why are you tagging me…?
└Ko Seunghye: You’re getting your master’s degree soon lol But… Are you going to end up with a master’s degree? Is that all you are?
└Hyun Jihoon: You devil
▶Park Sunghyun: What’s up with the bamboo forest these days… Guys lol I’m afraid to go back to school lol Sigh… I couldn’t even imagine this kind of post when I was in school lol ;;
└Jung Minhee: Oppa, you sound like a fossil when you say that~
└Park Sunghyun: Why’s that??
▶Yoon Jungwon: @Kim Kyungsoo went home to change clothes
└Kim Minhyuk: lolol idiot @Kim Kyungsoo you even went home? Tsk tsk
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“…Who is it?”
Kyungsoo put his cell phone down on the desk with a thud without even having the time to reply, and racked his brains. But he only remembered frantically cleaning the floor, and he didn’t remember who was nearby at the time.
No, damn it, hyung. I hope you’ll call me hyung! There were dozens of people in the student cafeteria that day, how can I remember just one person!
‘I kept looking at you. I couldn’t control myself either. D:’
“…”
Still, I should reject them. Boyfriend… No, should I say I have a lover? Kyungsoo was a little excited because it was the first time an episode about him had been posted on such a big page. It was true that it was absurd and difficult, but it was also true that people can unexpectedly like men as they live.
‘I think I’ve fallen head over heels for your clumsiness.’
Kyungsoo paused for a moment at that sentence, reading the post over and over again.
‘Was that why Cheon Noeul liked me too?’
Kyungsoo recalled Noeul, who had run to him like an arrow as soon as he spilled the cup of ramen and asked first, “Are you hurt anywhere?” and helped him clean up without a word. He liked that he was worried about him first, and he also liked his face… Anyway, there wasn’t a single thing about Cheon Noeul that Kyungsoo didn’t like.
‘No, that’s not it. I only spilled it by mistake that time, I’m not clumsy.’
And Noeul always said that he liked Kyungsoo’s face at first every time he asked, but now he likes everything. So it couldn’t be that he fell for his clumsiness. The person who wrote the post was wrong.
[Cha Jungwon: Kyungsoo has a girlfriend, so now he just needs to find a boyfriend~ The gender balance is perfect!!]
[Me: … ]
Kyungsoo, who had sent messages full of love to his friends who had tagged him or notified him through KakaoTalk with care, suddenly remembered Noeul’s account and flinched. He had completely forgotten about it after waking up! He hurriedly searched for Cheon Noeul’s name in his friend list and went to his account.
“Ah, thank goodness. Does he still not know?”
The profile picture was still an unknown blue-haired character, and the comments he had written were still there. Since he hadn’t changed it yet and hadn’t said anything to him, it was clear that he didn’t know anything about this situation.
‘Thank goodness. Noeul doesn’t have much interest here.’
Kyungsoo thought that he should secretly steal Noeul’s cell phone and restore it to its original state tomorrow.
[Cha Jung-won: Kim Kyungsoo!!!!! Kyungsoo!!!!!!!!!!!]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: YOU WERE A CAR]
Preview messages arrived in order. And at the same time, an app notification popped up. This time, it was a comment that he had been tagged in, so he should reply to the KakaoTalk room that was desperately looking for him first.
[Me: I’m bad at English;]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: lololololololol idiot]
[Cha Jung-won: you were a car]
[Me: You are a car?]
[Hyel: lolololololol]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: Past tense, idiot]
[Me: You are a car in the past.]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: No lololololololololol]
[Cha Jung-won: lololol you were a car! You were a car!]
[Me: ?? Yeah, that’s what I meant]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: Sigh… Anyway, you were a car]
[Me: I still don’t have a car? I only got my license… What are you guys talking about]
[Cha Jung-won: Ah, I’m lolololol my stomach hurts lolololololololololol]
[Me: lolololololololololol Oh, okay lololololololololololololol]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: lololol sigh sigh sigh]
[Hyel: lololololololololololololololololololololol]
What about the car? He couldn’t keep up with what kind of game they were playing this time. Kyungsoo turned off the KakaoTalk room notifications and came out again, lowered the top bar and pressed the app notification to check what kind of bastard had tagged him again. It was a post that had just been uploaded.
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We’re delivering to Korea University instead
#Sequel to #32045 Mensa Man (Popcorn) #Hanjunjeon_32070th shout
Anonymous, please
I’m the special Mensa member with an IQ of 300 who said I was looking for the person who spilled a cup of ramen last time, but I’m actually posting on Hanjunjeon again because I don’t want that person anymore…
Unfortunately, I have a handsome and kind boyfriend.
So I hope you won’t contact me with unnecessary things like proposals or meetings between families…
Please forget me and be happy.
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▶Lee Hwa-young: @Jung Min-hee lololololol ah shit lolololol I got dumped lololololol the sequel is so funny lololololol what are you doing alone lololololol please serialize it lololololol
└Jung Min-hee: lolololol Got lol dumped lololol the sequel is so funny lololol what are you doing alone lololol please serialize it lololololol
▶Kim Na-hee: Huh? Contact me when I don’t even know your name??? Proposal and meeting between families??????
▶Shim Se-young: What kind of guy is this….
▶Bang Seung-hyun: These days kids are moving fast lolol
▶yuna han: lololololololol sigh sigh @Kim Kyung-soo
└Kim Kyung-soo: ;;;
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[Cha Jung-won: you were a car lolololol]
You were a car. You were a car. …I was a car?
[Me: Ah shit]
[Kim Yi-hyuk: lololololololololololol idiot lololololol]
[Hyel: You know now lololololololol]
I was a car!!
No, I had been rejected before I had even replied to the previous post that I had a lover. The second Hanjunjeon post about him in his life was this kind of thing. If he could catch whoever it was, he had the confidence to run to them right away and punch them hard in the sternum, even if it was their first time meeting. Kyungsoo quietly unsubscribed from the ‘We’re delivering to Korea University instead’ page while grinding his teeth, and this incident seemed to be passing like a funny happening.
“…Huh?”
“Ah, I’m low on sugar. Hyung, buy me chocolate.”
“…Hey. What’s this?”
“Huh?”
Kyungsoo saw something he shouldn’t have seen on Noeul’s cell phone, which he had picked up to secretly change the profile picture back to its original state.
There was a message history with the ‘We’re delivering to Korea University instead’ page on an account that he had created, which had nothing and no friends.
“IQ 300 and a Mensa member? Bullshit….”
“…”
“Hey. Where are you going, come here quickly. Sit down.”
“…”
Noeul seemed to have realized that something was wrong and was taking hesitant steps back, but then started running wildly across the restricted lawn.
Over there, a security guard was running towards them, shouting, “Students, don’t go on the lawn aaaaak!”
Kyungsoo bit his lip and ran after him to catch Noeul. The security guard ran towards them to catch Kyungsoo and Noeul, but then pointed his finger at a group of students running in the opposite direction and ran towards them.
“I won’t hit you! Stop right now before you die!”
“Heoeok… What are you talking about! You mean you’re not going to hit me, but you’re going to kill me!”
“If I catch you, I’ll hit you ten times, if you stand still, I’ll hit you ten times!”
“Ah, seriously, what are you talking about! I was trying to make hyung look popular, why are you doing this!”
“…What? You’re dead when I catch you.”
Noeul, who was coming out in a defiant manner, soon had the back of his neck grabbed by Kyungsoo, and his face turned white. Kyungsoo shook Noeul’s collar, threatening his life.
“Will.”
“The culprit is Kim Kyungsoo….”
“……?”
He’s trembling with fear, but he’s still good at talking. Noeul glanced at Kyungsoo, who was smiling silently, and carefully brought up the topic, reading the room.
“Let me see my girlfriend’s face for the last time.”
“Girlfriend?!”
“Yes. Give me your phone.”
“Are you… dumping me now?”
“Me? Are you crazy?”
“You must be crazy. What else could it be!”
“…I’m wronged! Hyung changed my profile picture first! And you were using strange words and leaving comments as my girlfriend!”
“When did I… Ah.”
If it was that. Kyungsoo, who had been about to get angry, thinking that Chun Noeul was really cheating on him, regained his peace of mind. Right, there’s no way Noeul would do that. He has the ability to piss people off sometimes, but there’s always affection for him in the back.
“A classmate I didn’t know asked me yesterday if I watched that anime because of hyung… I really hate it.”
“Ahem….”
“He tried to get my number. I didn’t give it to him… But I’m going to change my number if he finds out and contacts me….”
“Sorry. Let’s just call it even.”
Kyungsoo neatly admitted his mistake and patted Noeul’s clothes, tidying them up. Noeul rolled his eyes and nodded, shaking Kyungsoo’s hand up and down.
“Are we reconciled?”
“Yeah. You can’t bring this up in the future.”
“Yes.”
Still, he was relieved that he hadn’t asked him, “Were you jealous? Why did you write these kinds of comments?” Did he not think that far? He seemed pretty simple. Kyungsoo let out a sigh of relief and gave Noeul his cell phone back.
“I think my throat is going to tear.”
“Oh, are you o, okay?”
“I’m thirsty.”
“…Are you going to joke with something like this?”
“Is it because someone strangled my neck? Cough….”
“Let’s go. I’ll buy you something to drink.”
Kyungsoo, who had become a little sorry, grabbed Noeul’s arm and started walking. Noeul smiled as he looked down at Kyungsoo’s hand, which was grabbing his arm. Whether he was chasing him or being chased by him, it was nothing but fun. Most of all, he liked that he seemed like he wouldn’t let him off the hook, but his demeanor would loosen if he made a weak sound.
I just… I like everything about hyung.
Chun Noeul couldn’t hide the smile that kept spreading across his face as he looked at the back of his lover’s head, who was shaking his head as if shaking off the sweat.
A few days later, in the evening, a few more posts were uploaded to Hanjunjeon, pointing him out, and Kyungsoo was annoyed, even his hands were trembling. Noeul called Kyungsoo, who was feeling complicated, and said, “Hyung, are you jealous again?” and instantly made Kyungsoo’s head go blank.
-Even if hundreds of those kinds of posts are uploaded, I like one word that hyung says more. No, I just like it when you breathe!
“Ah, I know.”
-Why are you jealous of something like that when you know…?
…Noeul, who had said that as if he didn’t understand, suddenly came to his house a month later when a post was uploaded to the page that pointed him out, saying that he liked Kyungsoo. Then he made a fuss, telling Kyungsoo that he had to cover his face when he went out.
Kyungsoo hugged Noeul’s body tightly without warning. Noeul, who had been chattering loudly, stopped talking then and quietly raised his arms to hug him back. So this is how it felt. Kyungsoo smiled, lifting the corners of his lips, feeling indescribable as he looked at Noeul, who had gone crazy with jealousy.
“Let’s go in and talk.”
“…Yes!”
As soon as Noeul was brought into the house, the door closed with a thud. The sensor lights that had been turned on in the hallway soon turned off with a click, leaving no trace. The two of them ended the day together, in the same place.
T/N: I know a lot of you might be confused about the ‘car’ part. In Korean 차이다 (cha-i-da) = to get dumped. Past tense: 차였어 (cha-yeosseo) = “(I/you) got dumped”.
But: 차 (cha) also means car. And hence the joke.
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lmao i thought Meowie was going to chase noeul with a bat again
thank you for the chapter <3
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