PM Chapter 85

最佳契合 (Perfect Match) – 十九瑶

Extra 3: You’re a Big, Grown Bird Now. Don’t Take Food From the Little Ones

Lately, He An has been experiencing extreme fatigue.

For two reasons.

For starters, the two little birds at the house are already seven months old. They are bursting with energy and are slowly developing wings. They seem to have infinite energy since they are constantly getting into mischief. As soon as one of them wakes up, they’ll wake up the other right away and work together to cause havoc. They wish they had little wings so they could fly away and play. No one in the family ever really gets a break. No one likes them, not even the cat and dog.

For example, the family visited Gardenia West Street this past weekend.

At first, the mood was pretty cozy.

Yan Ning had to look over the students’ first drafts of the papers they turned in. He sat in a rocking chair, reading them page by page, sometimes chatting with He An. Linglan sat in front of a pile of colored paper, folding little flowers with much interest while remaining calm and mindful. For the time being, the two little birds were having fun on the carpet by playfully twisting each other’s feet, as if they were young chicks with very low IQs.

Zheng Feiluan, who was bored, grabbed a tennis ball and tossed it into the corner after seeing how lonely Barton looked on the floor.

After that, the living room blew up.

When the two tiny kids saw an elegant parabola flying overhead, they were thrilled. They transformed into pups and began to crawl after Barton, making noises like chirping and squeaking as they went. There are two possible outcomes when you pair one dog with two children. They either scrape their knees from continuing to crawl or fall flat on their faces from playing on their feet.

Chaos broke out in the living room out of the blue.

Feeling guilty, Zheng Feiluan reached for his Adam’s apple and silently walked away, pretending to cough to escape He An’s accusing stare.

“These kids…”

Yan Ning opened a new page, marked the title with incorrect phrasing, and smiled at He An, “Linglan is clearly your daughter, as she has comparable facial features and attitude. Lili and Jiujiu are very different. Although they’re only a few months old, they’re already causing more trouble than Barton. I’m not sure who they got this from.”

“Wasn’t Feiluan a reckless child?” He An asked.

“No, not at all. He’s an alpha all the way through. He likes to act like an adult. Even as a young child, he has been dead serious.” Yan Ning sighed softly and removed an incorrect sentence from the introduction of the thesis.

“That’s the way it is.”

With a smile on his face, He An gathered the pillows and turned his head to look at Zheng Feiluan.

Yan Ning’s comments made Zheng Feiluan feel very embarrassed. He had to turn around and walk back. He brushed his nose and gave an explanation, “No, I just hid my personality when I was a child.”

Yan Ning giggled and asked, “So the reason they love being silly is because they got some of their playfulness from you?”

Zheng Feiluan straightened his back and answered proudly, “Of course.”

Yan Ning couldn’t stop laughing. He leaned back and allowed the rocking chair to sway, “Stop hiding who you are anymore. Be romantic from time to time. You keep a straight face all day long. I’m worried that He An will get bored with you.”

“He won’t get bored. I’m usually not serious at home.” Zheng Feiluan defended himself.

“Really?”

Yan Ning was skeptical and turned to glance at He An.

“Yes, it’s true, he’s… doing just fine,” He An said with a smile.

With a hint of emotion in his voice, He An went on, “Uncle Yan, Feiluan may seem like a respectable man at first glance, but in fact… he’s definitely not serious at all.”

This takes us to another concern that He An has recently had.

Weaning.

Being a male omega and breastfeeding at the same time is not easy.

They all had flat chests, just like the XS mini bottles, which didn’t leave much room for milk storage. This made it harder for them to nurse, and He An had to feed two babies this time, which made the job even harder. After taking many measures, Zheng Feiluan was able to find a balance between supply and demand. He offered a group of nannies a lot of money to take care of their children.

But after six months, the two little birds got bigger, and He An ran out of food and fuel and couldn’t cope with the situation.

So the weaning process was put on the agenda.

Sadly, things didn’t work out as planned.

The two little birds were too pampered. They were strong and loved milk more than anything else. They would cry out if they weren’t given milk or if they missed their daily milk meal. A truly epic battle broke out in the house on the first day of weaning. The walls echoed the babies’ sharp cries. No matter how the adults attempted to calm them, they never stopped for a second. They were crying so hard they couldn’t breathe. Their little faces went red, and they looked pitiful.

On the second day of weaning, He An was still trying to hold on, but Zheng Feiluan, who had the most power to deal with pressure, was the first to give up.

“Feed them.”

In the middle of the loud cries, Zheng Feiluan grabbed one of his sons and squished him into He An’s arms. He then ripped open He An’s pajamas quickly and begged in a painful way. Lili responded fast, bit He An’s nipple, and created an adorable sucking sound.

He An: “…..”

He couldn’t do anything but look at Zheng Feiluan and notice that the corners of his alpha’s eyes were a little red.

Oh, forget it.

He loves them as their father, and he can’t be blamed for that.

Zheng Feiluan was especially terrified of children crying. Despite his complete authority in Jiusheng and limitless glory, “When he frowned, everyone would tremble,” as the old saying puts it. He would quickly drop himself into the lowest level of the food chain and let the kids do as they pleased when he got home. The moment Lili and Jiujiu started crying, Zheng Feiluan’s muscles would tense up. He was like a big cat with its nape bitten, and he had no idea how to handle it.

Not to bring up Linglan.

The sky seems to fall and the ground seems to break when Linglan cries.

He An didn’t know why at first, but he eventually understood it later.

Zheng Feiluan wanted to make up for the sense of guilt towards the Linglan, so he took special care of the little birds and made sure they were safe as they grew up. But doesn’t every baby cry? Babies constantly cry because they are hungry, full, hurt, not used to weaning, or when they have another need. It was too much for Zheng Feiluan’s brain to handle. When a baby cried, he would get nervous because he thought they were accusing him of not paying attention.

He went to therapy, but doctors couldn’t help.

Zheng Feiluan’s mental state was always on the brink of collapse throughout the weaning phase. He was always bringing a fluttering, choking, and wailing little bird to He An, begging, “An-An, can you feed them again?”

He looks as helpless as a child.

He An groaned and took the position of the family’s mental backbone, guiding the little birds together. This went on for more than a month, and finally, taking step by step, he was able to wean the birds two days ago. He also got Zheng Feiluan over his fear of babies crying.

He won’t get into detail about this challenging and hectic process.

Of course, in order to protect Zheng Feiluan’s dignity, He An kept this embarrassing little secret from Yan Ning.

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　　There is more time to relax at 12 Gardenia West Street than at home.

Food, clothes, housing, and transportation for the kids are all taken care of by Mrs. Zhou. When they have some free time, they play with Barton. At night, they like to sleep with Yan Ning, which gives the couple time to do “cozy ” things alone.

He An is excited about it.

But tonight, Zheng Feiluan seemed a bit too enthusiastic.

“You’re going way too far…” He An was almost naked and hid under the blanket out of shame, attempting to pull up his collar. “You’re an adult, why are you still thinking about breast milk…?”

“They won’t have them any more.”

Zheng Feiluan made a valid point. He picked He An up by the back and put a pillow behind his waist. Then he started to take off his clothes. “Come on, let me have a little taste.”

Clutching his chest hard, He An refused, “Then, if they can’t have some, you can’t either, no…”

“We can’t let them waste.”

Zheng Feiluan said it as easily as silk.

He An: “…..”

While He An couldn’t think of anything to counter, Zheng Feiluan swiftly took off his pajamas, revealing two pink nipples. They were still swollen and red because the chicks had been sucking them for six months, and they had just been weaned. When he stretched out and caressed them, they looked inviting and seductive.

In a raspy voice, Zheng Feiluan explained, “I heard that it’s quick to swell here when you’re recently weaned, and you’d need someone to help relieve it.”

He An gasped in panic, “No, no… hngh!”

Zheng Feiluan recklessly put his mouth on the warm nipple. He hooked it with the tip of his tongue and softly sucked it. He An’s face turned red right away. He pressed the back of his hand to his lips, trying to hold back a loud moan. He was totally stiff, eyes wide as he stared at the ceiling, and one could tell he was really nervous.

He took quite a while to adjust to that familiar but odd sucking sensation. It felt as intimate and clingy as a child’s touch, but it also got a sense of something more arousing.

The alpha lay on his chest and was as submissive as a big baby.

It’s really strange.

After tasting the smooth milk flavor for a long time, Zheng Feiluan raised his head and asked, “Did I do it right?”

He An’s face turned red, “Not like that.”

“What’s different?”

“Too… too gentle.”

It made Zheng Feiluan laugh, “That’s their need to stay alive. It’s how they eat to survive. They can have as much as they want, of course. And I really don’t want to hurt you. I want to devour you for a long time.”

He An felt his ears heat up when he heard that, and he found himself asking almost instinctively, “Is it sweet?”

He instantly wished he hadn’t asked.

Zheng Feiluan grinned, “Very.”

He An scowled and said, “You’re lying, it’s definitely bland.”

“It tastes sweet to me.” Zheng Feiluan said, looking down and sucking on it once more, “Yeah, it’s super sweet.”

He really has no shame.

Total shamelessness that reaches the sky.

He An felt so embarrassed that he just couldn’t find the right words to say. All he could do was bite his lip and stay quiet. After a moment, he suddenly turned bright red and said quietly, “Well… it’s all about give and take. I shared something really white and sweet with you, so don’t you think you should share some back?”

Zheng Feiluan froze in place.

He raised an eyebrow and said, “An-An, you’ve gotten… a little bolder lately, haven’t you?”

He An buried his head even lower, holding onto the blanket, his face burning like it had just come out of a steamer.

“Where did you learn that?” Zheng Feiluan was curious and asked.

But He An, feeling super embarrassed and angry, kicked him hard and said, “Why are you asking so many questions? Are you going to give it to me or not?”

“I want it. Now.” He An added.

Zheng Feiluan couldn’t help but chuckle and leaned in closer, eagerly reacting to He An’s demanding requests.

His omega finally found the guts to go wild, so he’s going to give him the very best of everything. And he would finally spoil him with whatever he desired all year long, with no interruptions this time.

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I have no words. Zheng Feiluan is now a full-blown DILF, and I’m all for it. 🤤

Anyway, I also want to share this song called “Breathless” by Shayne Ward because it reminds me so much about how Zheng Feiluan deeply longed for He An, so please give it a listen before you continue 🥹💕

Translated and edited by janemoyu (02/07/25)