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TYMRHBDES Chapter 74

If he really came in, it would only be me who would suffer later.

Cool water flowed down from his forehead, tracing the contours of his well-defined muscles.

It trickled down the tiles, forming a thin stream that flowed toward the drain.

Outside the bathroom, the Little Omega, bored, took out his phone and started scrolling through social media.

Suddenly, an advertisement caught his eye:

**[A 200-year-old Traditional Chinese Medicine practitioner specializing in infertility treatment.]**

The ad featured a convincing photo of a white-bearded old man surrounded by golden certificates, a row of bright red banners behind him, and a confident smile on his face.

Below, in bold black letters, read:

**[Traditional Chinese Medicine family, gender selection available. Guaranteed alpha/omega birth—refund if unsuccessful.]**

Jiang Luoluo scoffed softly.

*What era is this? Still falling for such low-level scams?*

*Guaranteed alpha/omega birth—refund if unsuccessful.*

After getting pregnant, the odds of each gender are only 1/3: alpha, omega, or beta.

If they guess right, they get paid. If they guess wrong, they just return the money.

*Isn’t this just pure, effortless profit?*

Jiang Luoluo shook his head and swiped his phone to scroll past the ad. But as his finger brushed the screen, the ad opened.

The white-bearded old man nodded toward the screen, his smile growing even more benevolent and confident.

“Young man, are you troubled by your inability to conceive?”

Jiang Luoluo’s hand, poised to tap the close button, froze.

“Glandular deficiency? Physiological defects? Low sperm count? Premature ejaculation? No, no, no—none of these are problems!”

Jiang Luoluo’s skeptical gaze turned confused as he watched the old man stroke his beard on the screen.

The scene shifted to a couple holding twin babies, thanking the Doctor:

“Doctor Guan, thanks to you, we finally have children!”

The alpha in the scene looked up:

“We’ve been married for years and always wanted a baby, but due to our physical limitations, we couldn’t conceive. We had almost given up hope, but then we stumbled upon Doctor Guan’s introduction by chance. We came to him with nothing but a willingness to try, and we were shocked to find out we were pregnant on our first attempt—and with twins!”

As he spoke, the twins in the scene giggled in perfect timing.

Doctor Guan smiled mysteriously at the audience:

“No injections, no pills!”

“Give me a chance, and I’ll give you hope!”

Jiang Luoluo: “…”

Even though he knew it was probably fake, he really wanted to try!

Anyway, he had money, and the doctor couldn’t scam him out of too much.

A contact method popped up below the advertisement. Jiang Luoluo tapped it and added the doctor as a friend.

The sound of the bathroom door opening made him quickly lock his phone and turn around, facing Huo Zedong.

The moment Huo Zedong stepped out, he saw his sneaky little omega, who looked like he was up to no good.

Seeing him, the little omega hid his phone behind his back.

“Hubby~ Hungry~ Food~”

A few days later, Jiang Luoluo received the secret recipe from Doctor Guan.

He snuck the large cardboard box into his room while no one was watching.

A few minutes later, Jiang Luoluo excitedly reached into the box and pulled out an atmosphere lamp…

He switched it on, and an ambiguous pink light swirled through the bedroom, looking utterly improper.

He scratched his head and reached back in, pulling out a white lace bodysuit…

Jiang Luoluo: “…”

He was sure Doctor Guan had sent the wrong order.

After pulling out a JK uniform, an ultra-short qipao, a red silk nightgown, and several wigs, Jiang Luoluo fell completely silent.

Jiang Luoluo stared at the pile of clothes on the floor, a look of embarrassment spreading across his young face.

He knew these advertisements could be misleading.

But they couldn’t treat him like an idiot so blatantly!

He picked up his phone and sent a message on WeChat:

*Scammers! Refund my money!*

Doctor Guan’s assistant replied instantly: *What’s the problem, dear?*

Jiang Luoluo sent a photo.

*This is your secret formula???*

*18,000 yuan? How shameless can you be?*

*I’m going to report you and get your account shut down!*

*Give me my money back immediately!*

Doctor Guan’s assistant quickly sent back a message: *You’ve misunderstood, dear~*

*These are all complimentary items we’re giving you to enhance your relationship~*

*Doctor Guan’s exclusive secret formula is still in the box~*

*Just take it out and see for yourself~*

Jiang Luoluo, half-convinced, exited the app. He flipped the box upside down and shook it. With a clatter, something fell to the floor.

He tossed the box aside and saw a small wooden box and an instruction manual lying on the ground.

He picked up the wooden box, opened it, and brought it to his nose, inhaling deeply. It smelled like a blend of floral fragrances and traditional Chinese medicine.

He picked up the instruction manual and read it.

“Exclusive Secret Recipe Balm, crafted from 88 types of traditional Chinese herbs, passed down for a century. No injections, no pills—long-term use will transform your constitution from within! Helps you conceive a precious child early!”

Jiang Luoluo: “…”

*Doesn’t sound very reliable.*

But he’d already spent the money. He opened the balm and placed it in a corner of the table as instructed. Then, he folded the instruction manual and tucked it into a drawer.

His phone buzzed twice. Huo Zedong was calling.

Jiang Luoluo pressed the answer button and cooed, “Husband~”

“Did you wake up, baby?”

Jiang Luoluo had been unusually sleepy lately. Several times, Huo Zedong had called, and after a few words, the Little Omega on the other end had fallen into a steady rhythm of breathing.

The Little Omega was clearly exhausted from whatever he’d been doing, his breathing slightly labored. “I’m awake~”

“Get ready. I’ll take you out for dinner tonight.” Huo Zedong glanced at his watch. “I’ll be home in about ten minutes.”

After hanging up, Jiang Luoluo quickly gathered the scattered goods. He stuffed the pile of one-piece outfits, JK uniforms, and little qipaos into a box, intending to throw them away. But then, as if remembering something, he bent down to retrieve the pile from the box and ran toward the walk-in closet.

*Well, I’ve already bought it.*

*Might as well use it.*

Jiang Luoluo hid the dress deep in his closet and quickly changed into a new outfit.

He pinched his stomach in front of the mirror, his small face wrinkling.

*I haven’t even been eating that much lately. Why has my waist gotten a little thicker?*

He could even pinch soft, squishy flesh on his belly.

*Could it really be because I haven’t been exercising and have gained weight?*

A hint of melancholy appeared on the Little Omega’s face as he left the dressing room.

In the elegant French restaurant, the gentle piano music filled the air. Exquisite dishes were arranged on white porcelain plates with gold trim, set against a backdrop of antique bronze tables, resembling a still-life painting.

The soft lighting cast circular halos on the tables.

The Omega’s slender fingers held silver cutlery as he slowly cut into the cigar-shaped foie gras [footnote] [/footnote]with black truffle roll.

Doctor had prescribed him some medication recently, and his appetite had improved slightly.

The cigar shell was made of chocolate pastry, encasing foie gras and black truffle. When he took a bite, the sweetness of the chocolate burst open first, followed by the savory aroma of the black truffle and the delicate richness of the foie gras.

Contentedly, the Little Omega swung his legs, expressing his satisfaction.

But after only a few bites, he put down his fork and knife.

“Don’t you like it?” Huo Zedong noticed his action.

The Little Omega sitting across from him shook his head and whispered, “I’ve noticed I’ve gained weight recently, so starting today, I’m going to start dieting!”

“Where have you gained weight?” Huo Zedong asked, studying his face.

It was still the same small, exquisitely carved face, like fine white jade, shimmering with a delicate luster under the light.

The Little Omega shifted, his petal-like lips pouting slightly as if dissatisfied.

“My waist… no, not my waist… It’s above my stomach. It feels a little thicker than before…”

“It feels soft to the touch, but there’s also a hard lump inside… Anyway, it just feels like I’ve gained weight…”

“You haven’t.”

Huo Zedong took his small hand in his. “Where have you gained weight? Do you think I wouldn’t notice if you had? You look exactly the same as before.”

The Little Omega looked up, his long eyelashes fluttering, his bright, watery eyes blinking in the light. “Really?”

“Of course, really.”

Huo Zedong coaxed him, “Eat a little more. Once I’m done with this busy period, I’ll take you out to play.”

The Little Omega’s eyes lit up. He nodded happily and continued eating small bites.

After finishing a small slice of chocolate lava cake, Jiang Luoluo patted his little belly contentedly.

“Hubby~ Wait for Baby~ Baby has to go to the restroom~”

The Little Omega darted out like a flash.

The restroom lights were bright. Jiang Luoluo smoothed the soap foam over his fingers and began to rinse.

A scorching gaze fell upon him, and in a matter of moments, someone stood beside him.

“Hello, classmate…”

Jiang Luoluo instinctively glanced at the mirror in front of him. There was no one else around, so the person must be addressing him.

He offered a polite smile. “Hello.”

The young man, around eighteen or nineteen, was dressed in casual clothes and carried a skateboard. He stared intently at Jiang Luoluo.

“I’m a freshman at S University nearby. Are you a student there too?”

Jiang Luoluo shook his head.

He was of college age, but the Jiang Family hadn’t allowed him to attend university. They had raised him until adulthood before hastily offering him as a gift.

The young man’s disappointment was fleeting. He quickly recovered his enthusiasm and pulled out his phone. “Can I get your contact information?”

The little omega before him didn’t seem to be marked by any alpha. His beautiful eyes, illuminated by the harsh light, shone with an amber hue. His lips were red and his teeth white, a beauty that would captivate any alpha at first glance. It was clear he had been pampered and cherished, a well-nurtured omega.

“No.”

A deep, displeased voice echoed from the doorway.

The skateboard-toting youth turned his head, glanced at the man standing at the restroom entrance, then turned back to the little omega and asked in a low voice, “You’re already this old, and you still have your uncle watching you when you go out for dinner?”


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