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[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (100 words omitted here)]
[Damn, Ning Luo, you’re so crazy that I’m scared.]
[Have all your crew seen it??]
[I surrender to you, Dad]
[Let me see what my colleagues are doing.
After watching: 6]
Shen Wenyu coughed softly and tried to alert the two people in the house.
He didn’t dare to look at the barrage anymore.
No one paid any attention to him.
Ning Luo never expected that Wang Lin would actually follow along. His eyes lit up instantly, and he tried to test him: “Ten years of life and death are vast and uncertain.” [mfn]1. He’s quoting a famous line about sorrow and loss.[/mfn]
Wang Lin laughed: “Five years of life and death, one vast uncertainty.” [mfn]2. He shortens the timeline (from ten years to five) and tweaks the words, making it sound silly. They’re basically having a nonsense poetry duel, deliberately corrupting meaningful sayings to tease each other. Ning Luo tries to sound serious, and Wang Lin keeps mocking him by twisting the words to be absurd.[/mfn]
Ning Luo slapped the sofa and sat up straight: “An inch of time is an inch of gold!”[mfn]3.Time is very precious.[/mfn]
Wang Lin: “Three inches of time are an inch of triple gold.“[mfn]4. He makes it ridiculous by randomly increasing the amount of time and replacing the word “gold” with “鑫,” which literally means “triple gold,” as a pun.[/mfn]
“Great!” Ning Luo clapped his hands like a seal, his eyes full of admiration. “Director Wang, I didn’t expect you to have such talent; we are really soulmates.”
Wang Lin slapped him on the head: “Great, you big-headed ghost! You are fully responsible for making me become like this!”
“Ahem!” Shen Wenyu coughed loudly with a red face.
His eyes met Ning Luo, who fell down with Wang Lin’s force and wanted to blackmail him.
Time seemed to be slowed down countless times. Shen Wenyu clearly saw that the pair of eyes suddenly widened and flashed through confusion, shock, disbelief, and finally fixed on horror.
Ning Luo’s blood was flowing backwards.
His first reaction was to fling his hoof and kick the mango shoes on his feet.
The mango shoe drew a perfect parabola in the air, “Pah.”
It hit Wang Lin’s chin.
Wang Lin: “…”
“Director Wang!”
Ning Luo rolled and crawled over to cover his chin and shouted: “Director Wang! If you want to eat, just eat. Why are you throwing things around for fun? Look, it hit your chin!”
The creaking sound of Wang Lin’s back teeth clenching was clearly heard by the netizens in the live broadcast room.
[Hahahahahahahaha, I can’t anymore, everyone. I’m dying of laughter. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.]
[Ning Luo doesn’t really think we didn’t see anything, right? Hahahahahaha.]
[I’m laughing so hard my whole body is in vibration mode hahahahaha]
[I laughed out a snot bubble that carried me out of Earth’s gravity—what good does this do you!]
[Fuck, I laughed so hard my jaw dislocated, pausing the livestream, going to the hospital!]
[I laughed until I did a backflip, laughed until I lost all self-control, laughed until I smashed my neighbor’s door hahahahaha]
Shen Wenyu almost couldn’t recognize the character “ha” anymore.
Ning Luo curled up on the sofa and spoke weakly: “Director Wang…what are you looking for?”
Wang Lin’s blood boiled: “Where’s my dog-beating stick!”
Ning Luo covered his mouth and quietly took out his shoes, ready to run away at any time.
Shen Wenyu hurried to stop him: “Don’t do that, we are still live.”
Wang Lin barely calmed down.
Oh yes, they are still live, and netizens are still watching.
Shen Wenyu: “I’ll turn off the live broadcast first, we’ll play mixed doubles.”[mfn]5.We two (Shen Wenyu + Wang Lin) will team up together to beat you (Ning Luo)[/mfn]
Ning Luo:? ? ?
Fuck, I forgot it was a live broadcast!
[Ema, I can’t take it anymore; I’m going to faint from laughing.]
[It turns out that Ning Luo is so funny even in the crew, hahahaha, it’s so entertaining.]
[Who said Ning Luo was excluded, this is obviously everyone agreeing to bully him together hahahahaha]
“Ning Luo,” Shen Wenyu grabbed someone who wanted to sneak away, pulled him over like a little chick, and smiled, “Hurry up, say hello to the netizens.”
Ning Luo didn’t want to greet them, he just wanted to find a place where no one was around to bury himself and gently scatter a handful of ashes.
He put on a fake business smile: “Hi, hello everyone in the live broadcast room.”
But in reality, he was already a little boy who was about to break.
[Nn, what a cold-hearted person, why did you pull me back…gomennasai, for letting everyone see something unpleasant. For people like me, it’s best to disappear in the beautiful two-dimensional world, where there are no humans who want to pollute this “love” sumimasen….]
“…”
Wang Lin’s acceptance was already very good, but at this moment he still wanted to strangle Ning Luo.
Ning Luo asked Shen Wenyu the question he was most concerned about: “Brother, when did you come in?”
Shen Wenyu: “Oh, I just came in. As soon as I came in, I saw you saying that Director Wang was throwing things around.”
Ning Luo instantly let out a sigh of relief, and the smile on his face became much more sincere.
[Hahahaha Brother Wenyu, you are lying.]
[Shen Wenyu, you have changed, you can lie to children now.]
[Yes, yes, yes, just say that, let Ning Luo think he escaped, but when he went home and went online, he found that his mango shoes were on the hot search hahaha]
[So bad, but I also want to see Ning Luo’s reaction at that time hahaha.]
[Family, the related entries have already reached the third hot search, let’s work hard so that Ning Luo can see it as soon as he goes back!]
Ning Luo didn’t know what the netizens were plotting. When Shen Wenyu handed the selfie stick to him, the barrage had completely returned to normal, and there was no sign of anything.
Ning Luo’s relief lasted until he returned to the crew hotel.
Shen Wenyu, who was next door, described that the scream that night was comparable to a slaughterhouse scene.
Accompanied by the sound of banging against the wall and Ning Luo’s heartbreaking shouts.
[Damn it! I’m not going to live anymore! Who wants this life? Who doesn’t go crazy? I’m a human, not a watermelon, celery, pineapple, and crab roe burger! But I might be a monkey, haha! If you like monkeys, become a monkey! Ha! Hey! Roar! Swinging in the primitive jungle! Throwing bananas! Roaring loudly! Roaring loudly! ]
Shen Wenyu was laughing like crazy under the quilt next door, his whole body twitching with laughter.
As if tired of all the tossing and turning, the next door soon quieted down.
Then, Lu Tingzhou’s mobile phone screen lit up.
The special attention named “Crotch Pants on Fire” posted a new dynamic.
[Crotch Pants on Fire: It’s okay, baby, you have lived another day, which is already very impressive.]
Attached picture: [Let the heaven know that I will not admit defeat.jpg]
Ning Luo’s last heavy output suddenly made this account gain a lot of fans, and soon someone commented below.
[Yo, Teacher Crotch Pants, why are you so emo today?]
[Crotch Pants on Fire: You don’t understand, this is the loneliness of the adult world.]
[I understand, being a human is tiring, otherwise how can we be called human beings]
[Say, , what kind of madness are you posting in the middle of the night instead of sleeping? Your hairline going up is higher than my blood pressure]
[Crotch Pants on Fire: Why sleep more when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.]
[What’s the matter, did you take too many carefree pills[mfn] 6.It’s a way of teasing someone for sounding too philosophical or melodramatic. [/mfn]and become a Bodhisattva to save all living beings?]
Ning Luo’s already fragile heart was broken again, and he twisted like a maggot on the bed.
Evil netizen! Evil netizen!
He looks strong and free, but he will die if he is hit by a car!
Ning Luo played the Great Compassion Mantra for himself, played it on a loop for more than ten times, and then fell asleep with a face full of Buddha’s light.
Yes, that’s it, forgive everything before going to bed.
My Buddha is merciful.
The next day, when he opened his eyes, he thought of yesterday’s live broadcast and kicked his pillow into the air!
Forgive everything before going to bed, and turn the world upside down when you wake up!
All, go, die!
When Taozi knocked on Ning Luo’s door with today’s fat-reducing breakfast, she was met with a long face and was startled: “What’s wrong? Oh no, why are there still dark circles under your eyes? Didn’t sleep well last night?”
Ning Luo peeled an egg and sighed at the bald egg white: “I found that I often do stupid things and then cry because of my stupidity.”
Taozi: “You just found out. No, I mean, cough, it’s okay, just remember it next time.”
She was forced to change her words under Ning Luo’s resentful eyes.
Ning Luo ate an egg in frustration: “But I can’t bear to blame myself. Living is not easy. If you can blame others, you should let yourself go.”
Taozi: “…”
I can see it.
It took some time to put on makeup today because Ning Luo wanted to cover his dark circles.
After shooting for a long time, Taozi was afraid that he would have low blood sugar again, so she bought him a hot baked sweet potato. Ning Luo sat cross-legged on the ground, holding it and eating it with oil dripping from his mouth, his eyes narrowed with satisfaction.
So sweet!
Shen Wenyu is talking to Wang Lin about taking leave.
“There are a lot of things to do at the end of the year. I have to attend a charity dinner,” he said. “Sun Shaoyi definitely has to go too.”
Sun Shaoyi nodded beside him.
Wang Lin said, “I know. I have already arranged the schedule for you. There won’t be any conflicts. Remember to do more marketing in front of the camera, hype up your CP, and warm up our drama.”
Sun Shaoyi made an “ok” gesture.
“By the way, does Ning Luo have to go too?” Shen Wenyu turned to Ning Luo, who was concentrating on eating roasted sweet potatoes.
Taozi knew his schedule and replied, “Yes, he has to go. I was just planning to tell Brother Xiao Luo.”
Ning Luo was a little reluctant. He would rather lie in the hotel and play games than wear a suit in the cold weather and suffer from the cold and hunger. He asked listlessly, “What dinner?”
Shen Wenyu: “It’s held by Laiyin once a year. Xiao Luo, haven’t you been there before?”
Ning Luo flipped through his memory, and it seemed to be true.
Hiss, wait… Laiyin?
[Ahhhh, isn’t this the time when Ning Xibai accidentally drank an aphrodisiac and had sex with Jin Rong in the bathroom and then was discovered by the Chen family’s eldest son, Chen Chuan’ang, in the end, it turned into a three-person love-hate drama and got secretly photographed?!]
[I remember that eldest brother and second Miss Chen Yan will also be there, damn, so exciting!]
Wang Lin and others: Damn, so exciting?!
Ning Luo jumped up from the ground, his eyes shining as bright as searchlights, and he raised his hand enthusiastically: “Dinner party, right? I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go!”
[One’s own game is fun, but other people’s melons are sweeter!]
Wang Lin immediately decided: “Let’s take a day off, I’ll go too!”
A qualified melon-eater won’t miss any melons!
