T/L: There’s two extras: Xie Xu/Jiang Shi (2 chapters) and Yu Hui/Jiang Lele (5 chapters). These ones are NSFW chapters~ As usual, I decensored it but still kept it kinda vague.
And because I uploaded these very late, I’m finishing this series today!
See you in at the final chapter!
This year’s World Championship made Jiang Shi completely famous. A video of his pentakill went viral online. Soon, countless players in the canyon started copying his ADC’s flanking maneuver. Jiang Lele included.
Yu Hui played a few matches with him and had to clean up his mess every time. After the last game ended, he simply left the room. “Play by yourself.”
Jiang Lele immediately clung to Yu Hui’s arm, stopping him from clicking “Start.”
“Back, that last round was an accident! Next time, I’ll find the perfect moment!”
“Besides, isn’t it holiday right now? Just play with me for a bit~ Back Back Back, save your mid-laner baby!”
Yu Hui: “You’ve said that three times already.”
A good flanking Double Carry could turn the tide of a game, but if done poorly, it was just a disaster.
Jiang Lele kept pestering Yu Hui like a spoiled child, until Jiang Shi finally had enough. He took off his headset. “Jiang Lele, I’m streaming.”
His chat was filled with viewers telling him to learn from Jiang Lele’s act and play like this with Xie Xu on stream. Some even joked that he and Xie Xu, the actual couple, weren’t as affectionate as Jiang Lele and Yu Hui.
Jiang Lele turned to Jiang Shi with a cheeky smile. “T Bao, are you taking your frustration out on me because our captain went out and left you all alone?”
Today, Xie Xu and Yuan Yang were out shooting an endorsement, not at the base. It’s unknown when they’d be back.
Jiang Shi ignored Jiang Lele’s nonsense and started another game when suddenly, he received a team invite. It was from ST’s mid-laner, Smile aka Xiaoxiao. Without much thought, he accepted.
“You’re playing with ST’s mage again!” Jiang Lele, sharp-eyed, saw Jiang Shi’s party screen and looked at him accusingly. “You never want to duo with me! Just wait until Yang-ge comes back, I—”
Before he could finish his threat, a team invite popped up on his screen.
From Jiang Shi.
Jiang Lele instantly shut up and joined the team at lightning speed.
Jiang Shi: “You two discuss which position.”
With Xie Xu not around, it didn’t matter who he played with.
During hero select, the two mid-laners childishly flexed their hero mastery badges for a while. In the end, Xiaoxiao got mid since he was ahead in the pick order, leaving Jiang Lele to fill jungle.
A few minutes into the match, while the enemy jungler was already ganking lanes, Jiang Lele was still happily hopping around the jungle, farming bird mobs and occasionally asking Yu Hui for tips on how to play his hero.
Since the team voice chat was on, Jiang Shi could hear Jiang Lele crystal clear. “Wow, Back, you even know these little tricks! You’re amazing! No wonder you’re Lele’s exclusive jungler!”
As if suffering in-game wasn’t enough, Jiang Shi’s stream chat was just as merciless.
[Take notes on how Lele acts cute. You and Xu are the real couple, but why are you so low-key in ranked?]
[Does this guy only know how to call someone ‘gege’ when acting spoiled?]
[You chased him down, but now you’re not putting in the effort? Show us some love! I already got my extra-large dog bowl ready!]
[You two did something during the victory celebration banquet, right? Lele said you were drinking congee at the base for days afterward.]
[Oh yeah, about that package sent to you after the party. Did you and Xu use it?]
Jiang Shi was in the middle of getting ganked by the enemy jungler and ADC. He could have escaped, but he glanced at the chat at the worst moment, accidentally Flashing into a wall and getting killed.
Gritting his teeth, he responded, “I haven’t even settled the score with you guys for that, and you have the nerve to bring it up?”
After the banquet, he’d genuinely believed his fans had finally stopped messing with him and actually helped him out with a well-planned guide to make things go smoothly with Xie Xu.
But the next morning, when he and Xie Xu were packing up to leave the hotel, Xie Xu noticed a plastic bag from a same-day delivery. Inside, it was packed full of boxes.
Xie Xu casually picked one up, and Jiang Shi leaned over for a look.
It was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the packaging was bold and impossible to miss—
[Glow-in-the-dark][Ribbed][XXXL][Perfect Experience]
Already weak in the knees from the night before, Jiang Shi nearly fainted on the spot. In the end, he blushed furiously, stiffly grabbing the plastic bag. “It was a promotional giveaway.”
Xie Xu chuckled, voice teasing, “A promotion that gave you this much?”
Jiang Shi felt the weight of the bag in his hands and took a quick peek inside. Yep, all boxes. Every possible kind.
The night before, he’d been too drunk and too rushed to check carefully what exactly his fans had sent.
Now, he didn’t even dare to lift his head. He stared at his toes and muttered at lightning speed, “We don’t need these…”
Last night had already been… just fine.
Though he said nothing more, Xie Xu immediately understood. He pinched Jiang Shi’s burning red ear and hummed softly in agreement.
Now, that godforsaken package was hidden in the most obscure cabinet in his room.
Jiang Shi stared at the barrage of laughing emotes flooding his stream chat, his expression blank. Then, he singled out the original culprit.
It was his dear-old acquaintance, [18 Years Old Pure Female College Student]. She was also the one laughing the hardest.
Jiang Shi promptly hit her with a high-end package of blacklist and a 30-minute mute.
[18 Years Old Pure Female College Student: Ah ah ah ahhh! You only stream once every 800 years, and I was grinding intimacy points! Let my main account out!]
[18 Years Old Pure Female College Student: Also, if you blacklist and mute me, how am I supposed to send you good stuff in private?!]
Jiang Shi had just respawned and was heading back to bot lane when his hand suddenly paused. Then, as if casually, he asked, “What good stuff?”
Since getting together with Xie Xu, he hadn’t dared to use those old tricks, but when it came to the “good stuff,” he could never have enough.
[18 Years Old Pure Female College Student: Marriage Upgrade Plus Edition. I guarantee you’re gonna love it~]
Jiang Shi let out a soft “oh.” Then, with lightning speed, he unblocked her.
[Tsk, T Bao, you’ve got guts.]
[More like he’s a coward who loves to play.]
[Talks big here, but in front of Xu, he doesn’t dare make a peep.]
[You’re livestreaming! Aren’t you afraid Xu will catch you “snacking”?]
“What snacking?” Jiang Shi corrected them seriously. “I’m just studying theoretical knowledge to improve future practical applications.”
After unblocking [Pure Female College Student], he received several images right away. She even told him that this edition was a bit excessive and to save them quickly before she retracted them.
Jiang Shi instinctively mirrored the images into a file before saving them to his alt account on Weibo.
Distracted by his side task, he was a little absent-minded in the game. Just as he exited Weibo, Jiang Lele started yelling, “T Bao, Xiaoxiao is swearing at a teammate! Do something, or he’ll get fined!”
Xiaoxiao hadn’t turned on his mic, but he was furiously typing.
[All] ST-Smile: You stole my farm and think you’re in the right? Are you brain-dead?
[All] ST-Smile: Your whole family is stupid!
[All] ST-Smile: I curse you to run out of toilet paper in the toilet, and no chopsticks when you want to eat!
Jiang Shi: “…”
According to Jiang Lele, it was caused by the top-laner that kept eating Xiaoxiao’s farm, and took advantage when Xiaoxiao roamed to eat two waves of farm alone. Even if Xiaoxiao has a good temper, he still has a bottom line. On top of that, the top-laner cursed with much dirtier words, infuriating Xiaoxiao even more.
By the time Jiang Shi checked the chat records, the argument had escalated to voice chat.
Xiaoxiao was genuinely furious, and at one point, he even burst into broken English:
“Youheadiscracked?”
“Youplayisthisshit?”[mfn]the OG is “youmorebemore?” and “maymorebemore?” . I honestly have no idea what he was talking about… so uhh i changed it into: “your head is cracked?” and “your playing is this shit?”[/mfn]
Jiang Lele was baffled. “What’s he saying?”
It sounded like he was cursing.
Jiang Shi: “…”
As much as he didn’t want to admit it, he actually understood. He sighed and translated, “He’s asking if the guy has a problem…”
First time in his life seeing someone flame like this.
Strings of strange English poured out continuously from the voice chat, which confused the top-laner. After saying a few curses, Jiang Shi just reported and banned the top-laner, leaving Xiaoxiao alone in the voice chat to passionately yap.
The top-laner got so angry he closed the voice chat. Jiang Shi took Xiaoxiao to eat the top lane’s farm and won the game.
After each player’s score was settled, Jiang Shi gave an advice to Xiaoxiao: “Give that top-laner a thumbs up.”
Xiaoxiao didn’t understand the reason behind such a move, but he obediently followed Jiang Shi’s advice. The top-laner’s avatar immediately turned black.
Maybe he’s furious.
After that game, Xiaoxiao felt a little embarrassed. He asked them, “Was I not polite?”
Jiang Shi didn’t care. “No, you’re good.”
Jiang Lele was excited. “Next time, teach me how to curse.”
He found a new way to curse and not get fined by the league!!
The trio continued on a new match. During one match, Jiang Shi suddenly received a call from Xie Xu.
He only answered the call after putting down his crossed leg, the corners of his lips subconsciously curling up. “Captain?”
The viewers in the livestream witnessed a cold, godlike gaming killer transform into an obedient little baby in just three seconds, flooding the chat with question marks.
[What’s this? Did Xu push your leg down from beside you? Put your foot back on the table! Right now! Immediately!]
[Why does your voice sound all soft? You make me feel strange!]
[Clingy little T Bao is online.]
[Try pouting like Lele does! I bet Xu will come back to keep you company right away.]
Xie Xu was getting his hair done. Hearing the sound of a keyboard on the other end of the call, he asked, “Playing games?”
Jiang Shi responded with a hum, “Playing with Xiaoxiao and Lele.”
“I know,” Xie Xu said. “I ran into ST’s captain here. The makeup artist nearly called three people over to hold him down, saying our TLG is corrupting their mid-laner.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Shi heard another helpless and weary male voice. “Time, don’t teach Smile blindly. He doesn’t know anything, I’m afraid he’ll cross the line.”
Too many infractions could lead to a ban.
Before Jiang Shi could say anything, Xie Xu spoke up instead. “That’s not right. Time doesn’t know anything either.”
This statement completely stunned ST’s captain.
Huh? Time doesn’t know anything? What, in Xie Xu’s eyes, was their ace ADC an innocent and good kid?
Didn’t this old fox feel embarrassed saying something like that?
Yet Xie Xu’s tone remained indifferent. “I didn’t call to help you lecture our Time. If you’re really that worried, then don’t let Xiaoxiao always queue up with him.”
This shut ST’s captain up completely. He was silent for a moment before chuckling. “So this is what you’re up to, old fox? What, are you jealous that Smile is duo queuing with Time?”
Their conversation was clearly broadcasted in Jiang Shi’s livestream.
[Xu spoiling T Bao is real, but so is his scheming.]
[Did Little White Hair give half his jealousy jar to Xu?]
[T Bao, you’re doomed. Xu won’t even let you have freedom in making friends now. Xu has even do this secretly~]
[T Bao must secretly love how possessive Xu is, right?]
Jiang Shi coughed, trying hard to suppress his laughter. “Don’t talk nonsense.”
After pretending to appease his fans, he continued talking to Xie Xu. “I didn’t teach Smile anything. One match, a top-laner went crazy, and I helped report him. The rest was all Smile playing on his own.”
Teaching someone how to curse in Chinese or English? He had no clue how to do that.
Xie Xu raised his phone toward ST’s captain, raising an eyebrow. “Hear that?”
ST’s captain was currently being bombarded by Smile’s complaints, calling him a backstabber. Overwhelmed, he could only nod. “I was wrong. I won’t say another word.”
How could he expect this guy, who was so protective of his own, to take his side?
Xie Xu turned off the speakerphone and continued his conversation with Jiang Shi. “Yuan Yang said he’s going to the hospital later for a follow-up on his hand, so he might come back a bit late. Do you want me to bring you anything to eat while I’m out?”
“His hand is bothering him again? Do you want me to go with you?” Jiang Shi’s voice immediately tensed. “I’ve met my training hours for today.”
In other words, he could leave the base.
Xie Xu reassured him in a gentle voice. “It’s nothing serious. Yuan Yang said it’s just a routine check-up. I’ll show you the report when I get back, so don’t worry.”
Only then did Jiang Shi relax. “Alright.”
“So, what do you want to eat?”
Before Jiang Shi could answer, Jiang Lele jumped in. “I want stir-fried noodles, and Back wants chive dumplings!”
Zhao Jiu joined in the fun. “Then I want a bowl of zhajiangmian[mfn]noodles with soybean sauce/paste[/mfn].”
Jiang Shi repeated his teammates’ orders. Xie Xu responded with an “Mm,” then chuckled. “And what about Time?”
The laughter in his voice carried through the phone, making Jiang Shi feel as if his ear was lightly scratched.
He rubbed his ear and switched his phone to the other hand. “I’ll have the same as you.”
Xie Xu: “Then two wonton soups and a serving of fried rice. We’ll share the rice?”
Jiang Shi agreed.
By the time Xie Xu returned, it was nearly 7 PM. Everyone ate their late-night meal, and after they finished, Yuan Yang scheduled a training match for them. By the time they played and reviewed the game, it was already late into the night, and one by one, they yawned and headed upstairs to rest.
Jiang Shi, however, sent a message to Xie Xu.
[Obedient Jiangjiang: Fifteen minutes.]
Fifteen minutes later, Jiang Shi tiptoed to Xie Xu’s door. Just as he was about to knock, he pushed the door slightly and found it wasn’t even locked.
He curled his lips into a smile and slipped inside.
Xie Xu was in the shower.
When he finished and stepped out of the bathroom, a dark figure suddenly rushed toward him, pinning him against the wall and planting a kiss on his lips. The impact caused their teeth to knock together.
Fortunately, Xie Xu had already anticipated this. He caught Jiang Shi firmly and lowered his head to return the kiss.
“We were only apart for a day. Why are you so clingy?” Xie Xu kissed the corner of Jiang Shi’s lips, amusement in his eyes. “New toothpaste? Strawberry flavor?”
Jiang Shi hummed. “There was a sale online. Jiang Lele bought a ton and stuffed one in my bag.”
He licked his lips and looked up at Xie Xu. “If you don’t like it, I’ll toss it out later.”
“It’s fine.” Xie Xu kissed him again for a while before asking, “Are you heading back later?”
Jiang Shi, slightly dazed from the kissing, mumbled, “Up to you.”
He noticed that Xie Xu liked to lift him slightly while kissing, and even though his back was against the wall, the sensation of being weightless made him instinctively tighten his hold around Xie Xu.
Jiang Shi even suspected that Xie Xu used this method to monitor his weight in real-time. There had been a period when he was grinding a new hero and wasn’t eating on time, surviving on bread. One night, Xie Xu easily lifted him up, and from then on, he supervised his meals daily.
Once his weight returned to normal, he was allowed back into Xie Xu’s room for intimacy.
Tonight, Xie Xu held him especially long. Their height difference made this posture feel oddly natural. Jiang Shi sensed something and turned red. “Wait, I actually came here for something serious. Don’t hold me like this, it’s too much strain on your arms.”
He carefully jumped down from Xie Xu’s embrace and reached toward his pocket, but after searching for a bit, he realized Xie Xu was only wearing pajamas. He simply asked, “You told me earlier that you’d show me the doctor’s report when you got back.”
Before Xie Xu could answer, Jiang Shi spotted the coat draped over a chair. Without hesitation, he went over and searched the pockets, quickly pulling out a medical report.
Mild tenosynovitis. Nothing serious. Just need to take care and have regular check-ups.
Jiang Shi sighed in relief.
Leaning against the wall, Xie Xu tilted his head slightly. “Feel better now?”
Jiang Shi took a photo of the report before putting it back. “Even if it’s nothing serious, you still shouldn’t have held me for so long.”
He wasn’t exactly light.
Xie Xu didn’t argue, instead gesturing for Jiang Shi to come closer. “Come here”
Jiang Shi narrowed his eyes, a little unhappy. “Don’t call me like you’re calling Xiao Hei.”
Despite his words, his feet still carried him over.
The two kissed quietly for a while. Jiang Shi pulled Xie Xu to the bedside little by little. He put his hands on Xie Xu’s shoulders, let him lean against the head of the bed, and he knelt on his knees beside him, using his fingers to untie Xie Xu’s belt.
Xie Xu interwoven his fingers into Jiang Shi’s hair, stroking his sweaty scalp, not saying anything, just letting Jiang Shi move.
But when Jiang Shi lowered his head, a hint of shock flashed across his eyes. His fingers tightened, grabbing Jiang Shi’s hair to prevent him from going down, “What do you want to do, hm?”
Jiang Shi tilted his head up. “Do what you usually do to me.”
His tone was serious.
That time when Xie Xu was busy, Jiang Shi pestered him. Then, Xie Xu just pinned him down, stripped him of his pants, and went down to “help” Jiang Shi many times.
Hearing this, Xie Xu was too stunned to speak. Jiang Shi lowered his head.
Xie Xu took a breath of cold air, his grip tightened. But he was afraid that it would hurt Jiang Shi’s scalp, so he let go.
Jiang Shi should have just washed his hair – it was soft and fluffy, and it would bounce cutely whenever he bobbed his head. It drove Xie Xu insane.
Xie Xu lifted up Jiang Shi’s sweaty bangs. His eyes were half-lidded, trying to contain himself. He kept his gaze pinned on Jiang Shi’s flushed face, still moving excitedly on his crotch.
This was Jiang Shi’s first-ever blowjob. It was awkward, it was stiff. His jaw felt sore as hell. He was trying to bear it, and he made gulping motions, cheeks bulging as he kept going.
This frequent swallowing motions only made Xie Xu go even more insane. He pinched the younger man’s hot ears, voice hoarse. “No need…”
But Jiang Shi wasn’t willing to give up. He raised his gaze, looking at Xie Xu from the bottom.
At this angle, Jiang Shi’s usually-sharp pair of eyes became obedient and fragile. Xie Xu even saw some embarrassment and confusion in them.
The thing is, Jiang Shi was indeed confused. When Xie Xu blew him, Jiang Shi was embarrassingly fast.
So why isn’t Xie Xu the same?
Jiang Shi had no idea how inconsistent his expression and movements were now. Xie Xu looked at the innocent face below, and finally, the string of reason in his mind broke.
Jiang Shi was beyond sore and was about to give up. Then, the hand on the back of his head suddenly pressed down…
Jiang Shi was caught off guard. He swallowed it down to the root.
For a moment, both of them stopped in place. Xie Xu was lost in ecstasy, while Jiang Shi’s throat felt sticky and warm…
Xie Xu immediately pulled him up, and his tone apologetic, “Sorry, I couldn’t help it.”
He was about to find a tissue to let Jiang Shi spit it out, but he saw Jiang Shi staring at him blankly… and swallowed it all with a gulp.
Little Pookie’s first blowjob!!